Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
Today, my 20 year-old self, who works shift work, learned by accident that my 14 year-old brother has been using my toothbrush for the past 6+ months. I wouldn't have known due to my schedule until just now when I found it was wet. He admitted it, but was upset with me for using HIS toothbrush. It has my name on it. FML
Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML
Today, my mom realized we have been sharing toothbrushes because they are similar colors. I told her it doesn't really matter since we're mother and daughter. She responded by saying that she loves me, but she has no idea where my mouth has been, and she doesn't want my diseases. Thanks mom. FML
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MagicMushrooms 0
At least it wasn't like that FML which the sister masturbated using her brother's toothbrush. Still FYL.
lacrossekid 0
think of it on the bright side. now you all have AIDS
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Comments (115)
underguarded 20
well at least stupidity runs in the family.
Inhumanfrost 0
That's why I keep my toothbrush in my room.
abbieapril 0
that's just weird.
oliver86 8
reminds me of how I met your mother
sikkar 0
Well that's fuktup, no?
Mialani 0
oh god -_- lol that happen to me before except it was my tooth brush and me and my brother had been sharing -______- gross , but he thought my tooth brush was his for 3 days .
robc32ca 4
didn't anyone notice it was always wet?
Ron_Cyhi 0
I guess they didn't lol
Wheredidgrungego 12
That's what she said!
perdix 31
If you haven't gotten sick from that, you now know that there are three people you can French-kiss without fear of catching a disease. I don't know how attractive your family is, but it's always nice to have options.
ImTheAlpha 30
Hahaha, nice one. I congratulate you gøød sir.
lovemylife93 0
i bet youve all been using the same bed "without noticing" too right? lol
grandpaearthling 2
actually that makes five of us using the sand brush. I just never put it in my mouth. just scrubbed my nut sack and my hairy ass with it. thought you should know. <giggles>
grandpaearthling 2
sand brush, same brush. whatever
BWill9014 4
FAIL
DocBastard 40
________ That is the line of good taste that grandpaearthling just went over.
MassEffectNerd 0
I family that brushes together stays...screw that! that is just gross!