Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
Today, my 20 year-old self, who works shift work, learned by accident that my 14 year-old brother has been using my toothbrush for the past 6+ months. I wouldn't have known due to my schedule until just now when I found it was wet. He admitted it, but was upset with me for using HIS toothbrush. It has my name on it. FML
Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML
Today, my mom realized we have been sharing toothbrushes because they are similar colors. I told her it doesn't really matter since we're mother and daughter. She responded by saying that she loves me, but she has no idea where my mouth has been, and she doesn't want my diseases. Thanks mom. FML
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MagicMushrooms 0
At least it wasn't like that FML which the sister masturbated using her brother's toothbrush. Still FYL.
lacrossekid 0
think of it on the bright side. now you all have AIDS
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Comments (115)
Spectr_fml 2
My Brother did the same thing to my (green) toothbrush for 2 months. The conversation went something like: me:hey thats my toothbrush your about to use Him:no, it's mine, it use it every day me:damn
hellish_eye 0
lol! the same thing happened to me with dady!
Lily1998 0
Thats just so...wrong!!!!
Bludmagnus 13
Beyond wrong... and what makes it that wrong is that someone.... ANYONE... who doesn't make certain that at least the toothbrush is theirs would likely use other things thinking it is theirs... and that is a place that no one needs to go to.... EWWWW!!
eminems96 0
hahaha yeah really that would suck
chloe4277 0
haha me to :P
lies_ah 3
hahahahahahhaha I can believe that!!
egamage 0
Congrats for stealing this from How I Met Your Mother and putting it on fmylife.com. Your life must suck if you have to steal ideas, Fyl.
Vampierjazz2010 0
U shouldnt even use a toothbrush that long for one person without changing it
ThisRandomChild 0
What a truly disgusting bonding experience, rofl
kev08326 1
that is what happens when you don't change tooth brushes every month like you should.