Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
Today, my 20 year-old self, who works shift work, learned by accident that my 14 year-old brother has been using my toothbrush for the past 6+ months. I wouldn't have known due to my schedule until just now when I found it was wet. He admitted it, but was upset with me for using HIS toothbrush. It has my name on it. FML
Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML
Today, my mom realized we have been sharing toothbrushes because they are similar colors. I told her it doesn't really matter since we're mother and daughter. She responded by saying that she loves me, but she has no idea where my mouth has been, and she doesn't want my diseases. Thanks mom. FML
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MagicMushrooms 0
At least it wasn't like that FML which the sister masturbated using her brother's toothbrush. Still FYL.
lacrossekid 0
think of it on the bright side. now you all have AIDS
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Comments (115)
sammyhell 0
Oh. Big wow.
killabee 0
Using the same toothbrush for months is gross enough, sharing it with the rest of your family, ick. How did no one think "Hey this toothbrush is worn to shit and none of the others are. Hmmmm...?"
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Ya wouldn't it be damp??
RebeccaP2010 0
Eww.. you're supposed to get a new toothbrush every month anyways.
yesiyes 0
every three months..
OhShuttup 0
2 months
percawesome 0
1.75 months
ismfof1 0
thtz just nasty! How could you have not noticed sooner? Common sense: the red toothbrush is the only one worn out!
disney_blonde 16
How doesn't anyone notice the toothbrush is already wet when they go to use it?
stevenmx86 8
Ewwww! This happened once at my house but luckily it wasn't my toothbrush it was my sister and my mom who kept getting confused...
ashley_rigsby 0
well your suppose to use a new tooth brush each month so gross on not changing, and gross on usin the same one for that long!!!
ChibiChibi_fml 28
You're supposed to replace your toothbrush every 3 months according to the back of the toothbrush packaging, not every month.
ghbetuehe 0
You all share the same bathroom? O-o
SpRiTzSpLaSh 7
HAHAHAHAHA!!!