Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent a good hour playing a life simulation game so my character could go through the stages of pregnancy and labor, only to jealously cry for an hour because my character can successfully get pregnant and have a baby, and I can't. FML
Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, I woke up on my day off as a family man. Yesterday I played an AI game where I went back to my college days in the 2000s. I recreated those days as they were, and it brought back many memories. The problem? The game let me create the perfect girlfriend. I regret dating my now ex-wife back then more than ever. FML
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Today, I was bored and horny. I figured, what the hell, and downloaded an adult visual novel. Five hours later, I was heartbroken and couldn't stop crying. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML
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teameminem 2
you know you have no life when...
NathanPS 14
Not only is that sad on many levels but not even a character in game wants you so in that case FYL.
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Comments (306)
ianl87 0
you know what's really sad? this is a guy posting this
T3P33_fml 0
...and?
Emster689 0
lasses?
XxXColourmeKitte 0
The plural is lassies my laddie and not lasses
ydi_4_suking 20
lassies sounds like something you call a dog. chick is a better word
ydi_4_suking 20
lassies sounds like something you call a dog. chick is a better word
hpdc 0
chick sounds like something you'd call a chicken
jupiter80 0
18- no what there saying is that guys r not usually know to cry and get this upset, they can usually handle stuff like that
titan87 0
exactly the point
SoulSinner 0
well "chic" sounds like more of a word to describe a baby bird? wow... ur cool. Now I could go on all day.
starwind3438 9
OP has issues.
XxWolvesBitexX 8
Don't we all?
awardZu 0
OP, I would like to tell you how pathetic you are, but I can't find words that convey how strongly I feel... Let's just leave it at this. You are -insert strongest word for 'pathetic loser' here-. Grow up.
jazbeth94 0
rude...
jupiter80 0
35- hey if ya look at what everyone else is saying this is about the same :/
DarkHelmet 10
You should kill yourself!!!
T3P33_fml 0
how do you kill one who has no life?
justthinkaboutit 2
that's a bit harsh.... don't ya think?
CitrusGirl 0
You know you have an unhealthy obsession with someone when...
joshp406 0
well played
Predental 5
remember this japanese dude married a video game character lol.
SaharNar 0
that's sad in many ways... GET OUT ! Verb :D ever heard of it !? ...
hpdc 0
verb?
laden_swallow09 35
118 - The use of "verb" in this context is to DO something active, as in physically, not wasting away in front of a screen, crying over a VIRTUAL relationship. Damn, I wish I could use italics instead of just capitalizing words to stress and enunciate.
SaharNar 0
thankk youu!!! :)
mintcar 10
Do you mean your Sims character cried? I refuse to believe that someone could be so pathetic.
number1beaner 0
ya and if it true remember op cut with the veins not against them
qasimahsan93 4
Dude, how did you fail to get someone in The Sims? Chat, chat, compliment, compliment, chat, chat, chat, hug, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, hug, hug, tickle, tell joke, play game, chat, chat, ask to stay the night, chat, chat, flirt, chat, flirt, hug, hug, flirt, declare love, kiss, kiss, kiss, make love, WooHoo! I'm sorry but it takes a special kind of fail to get that wrong. Good luck with your life though. :/
SeasonedLemur 5
hahaha good comment obviously an experienced sims player!
da_baddest_2011 0
wooHoo.!!! lol
taelorrae011 0
love that game!