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By Nxydolli - 29/04/2011 19:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 05:03 - United States - Woodland Hills

Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML

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By lonely - 31/07/2019 02:00

Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2014 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML

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By drurbanXVII - 25/05/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2021 15:59

Today, I was bored and horny. I figured, what the hell, and downloaded an adult visual novel. Five hours later, I was heartbroken and couldn't stop crying. FML

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By Single - 19/08/2010 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

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By nosrepamai82 - 26/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML

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By Fuck my actual life - 18/06/2022 18:00

Today, I just realized that my Sims character has a far more stable lifestyle than what I can ever have. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 17:36 - Poland

Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML

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teameminem 2

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:29

you know you have no life when...

NathanPS 14

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:30

Not only is that sad on many levels but not even a character in game wants you so in that case FYL.

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forgetmenot91 9

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:07

harsh, lol

katiebells 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:12

somebody find this guy a woman.

bowwowpug 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:12

you got rejected by a video game...thats just sad.

bowwowpug 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:14

you know your mom failed when.....

number1beaner 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 3:32

she dropped op when he he was a baby or bought him barbies instead oh Gi Joes?

number1beaner 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 3:34

jakezanerd 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 10:11

I ****** her

bowwowpug 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 16:49

nah she gave birth to him in the first place

misfitmarta13 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:17

it's mostly sad cause it's Sims.. you control the game, idiot.

Krilleee 5

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:23

awkward.... u should really get a life!

bamfxd 4

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:27

It's not even real! I can't imagine how you'd react if someone rejects you in real life.

sharkwkrox 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:29

This is a hilarious fml.

trixy81 10

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:35

you're a loser.

shoecrazy 5

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:44

sorry to hear that. but umm it's just a game..

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