Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Life is life
Today, I spent a good hour playing a life simulation game so my character could go through the stages of pregnancy and labor, only to jealously cry for an hour because my character can successfully get pregnant and have a baby, and I can't. FML
Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Nostalgia for a time that never existed
Today, I woke up on my day off as a family man. Yesterday I played an AI game where I went back to my college days in the 2000s. I recreated those days as they were, and it brought back many memories. The problem? The game let me create the perfect girlfriend. I regret dating my now ex-wife back then more than ever. FML
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Cathartic
Today, I was bored and horny. I figured, what the hell, and downloaded an adult visual novel. Five hours later, I was heartbroken and couldn't stop crying. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML
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teameminem 2
you know you have no life when...
NathanPS 14
Not only is that sad on many levels but not even a character in game wants you so in that case FYL.
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Comments (306)
Wiggy_78 0
Are you serious?!?! This is so sad and pathetic......you need to get a life.
Sawako7 0
:( I'm so sorry OP. Those of you who are calling OP a loser and pathetic are just rude and hateful. You don't know what's going on in his life so please think before you judge.
j_cat187 20
ur insane in the membrane
imnotcraZ 0
do u by chance also own a large amount of cats?
NaoPudding 8
While that is sad, I don't see how it's possible.. I mean, it isn't hard to keep stuff like that from happening on Sims. Just kill the other sim by locking him/her in a room without a bed or food. You'll feel better.
FMLsOhilarious 6
Oh gosh, are you serious? I didn't realize that you were a male OP until I read a few of the first comments, but however that makes this FML even worse. I'm sorry but crying over your crush that you recreated in the Sims is pathetic. YDI.
Birdie33429 7
GO OUTSIDE
Lynne2 0
he's probably really young or it's fake... and if it is really really I know it's wrong anyways but for an hour!? get a grip dude...
truthinlies 1
that's life even if it is, ahem recreated and a sign you need to move on
riceicle1 6
Op obviously has the loser trait...