Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML
Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML
Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML
Today, my mother accused me of stealing pills; she looked all over my room and couldn't find them. When she went back to the pantry, she saw them on the shelf below where they were supposed to be. She then accused me of putting them there while she was searching my room. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML
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AxCxDxDx 0
Wouldnt your mom know if you are on medication?
makemebrauh 0
May I ask why your mom would throw out your meds without asking you first? Unless they are drugs hidden in Rx bottles in which case your mom just pwned your ass.
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Comments (96)
jeffree_adams 5
ROFL this almost made my day XD
Houndourpup 0
This times 1000
rider12 0
umm she would know you were on medication because she would of probably taken you to the doctors and paid for the prescription and she would know if you were sick
xsunnysmilesx 0
Um yeah, not everyone on this site is 12 years old. Plenty of people are capable of going to the doctors by themselves, and paying for their own prescriptions, which seems likely being that the OP said the medication was expensive. All that being said it might be a good idea for the OP to tell their parents if they really did have an illness that required important medication, especially if they were staying in the same house for any length of time.
judemeister 0
Maybe the OP is really embarrassed by their illness... or it's one that they are unwilling to admit to having?
yourlifesfucked 0
maybe the person is deprrssed or something, or has an std and doesnt want their parents to know? thats how i read it. also to everyone sayin zomgitmustbedrugs becuz they emphasize that its important and expensive, just think. if it was some cheap generic tylenol or something for the sniffles, it wouldnt be an fml now would it.
Boddmon 0
Today, I murdered my mother because she flushed my last Tylenol down the toilet thinking I was doing drugs. I now have a sore asshole from being raped in jail but the worst part is, my head is still pounding. FML
russianspy1234 11
Die. That'll show her.
starile 20
Solution: if your mom loves you and wants you alive, have her pay for the replacement. Then again, this is probably her way of intentionally killing you off.
freaxxy 0
that just sucks, for your health and your wallet :P
Janah_the_ENP 0
Did it ever occur to you that they were visiting their parents after moving out? Or that their parents were visiting them?
Tomaino 3
"Important" is a relative term. I had to pay a lot of money for medicine for a urinary tract infection a few years back. I considered that medicine VERY important because I was in such a state of discomfort I couldn't go to work, couldn't sleep. It wasn't life threatening but it was awful, and I didn't talk to my dad about it because frankly, he doesn't need to know that I have something like that. My dad and I are close, but I rarely discuss the goings-on of my privates with him.
aardvarkish 17
all I wanted was a pepsi
starile 20
Woah, dude, where have you been? I feel like I haven't seen your comments in years.
capthavoc123 0
So you live at home, and your Mom didn't know you were on an expensive and very important medication? Apparently you live at home and ignore your folks, so I'm going to have to say YDI.