Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML
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Today, I found out my friends replaced the water in my bottle with vodka when all my fish died. Any water I don't finish the night before, I pour into my tank the next morning. Thousands of dollars and years hard work, gone. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML
Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML
Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML
Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML
Today, my dad decided to clean my 20 gallon fish tank. I had 6 fish. One of them was called a transparent fish, clear with a bright orange tail, which was my favorite. My dad didn't see it, and dumped the water out along with it. FML
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Talihintti 0
at least he died happy.
perdix 31
That's funny because I piss on my crabs all the time and they are still living happily in my crotch.
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Comments (69)
Ultimate_Cynic 0
Wow. I was expecting a torrent of "YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DUMP HIM BECAUSE HE MADE A MISTAKE HURRR" replies, but there's only a few. Wow.
Ninjaface 0
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DUMP HIM BECAUSE HE MADE A MISTAKE HURRR Better now?
ianasacreep 1
aww thats sad
EveryDayJackAss 0
i wonder what happens if i put weed inside my fish tank.........
containsnosoy 0
You make it sound as if you stood there and just watched.
Zer0_Zer0 0
But then again she makes it seem like she did quite the opposite, she says "I found" so she was probably unaware
bmarek10 0
Im sorry your fish died, but I am sitting here trying to picture a drunk fish and to me it is absolutely hilarious!! His last few hours must have been fun...
Creath 0
Hahahaha that sucks. But on another note, your boyfriend is pretty epic lol
shadowskater 0
lol but that does suck i've never heard of a fish dieing of alcohol poisoning
Flaco666 0
XD ...overdose?
5oforlife 0
i could see this happening " a lil for you fishy fishy, a lil for me, a lil for you, .... ahaha i have been around a fair share of drunks.