Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my friends replaced the water in my bottle with vodka when all my fish died. Any water I don't finish the night before, I pour into my tank the next morning. Thousands of dollars and years hard work, gone. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML
Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML
Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML
Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML
Today, my dad decided to clean my 20 gallon fish tank. I had 6 fish. One of them was called a transparent fish, clear with a bright orange tail, which was my favorite. My dad didn't see it, and dumped the water out along with it. FML
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Talihintti 0
at least he died happy.
perdix 31
That's funny because I piss on my crabs all the time and they are still living happily in my crotch.
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Comments (69)
Daggertrout 6
So the poor fish got tanked. :(
FerrariCake 2
Your boyfriend got drunk on red wine?? Have you always known he was gay, or did you just find out?
Poky_fml 3
Well, atleast we've just found out you are an idiot.
Youd_laugh_2 0
At least the fish died happy.
xoluvinshayxo 0
tell your boyfriend that now that he had his hour... DRINK IT!! :)
nofxtime 0
Red, red wine Go to my head Makes me forget that I Still need her so Red, red wine It's up to you All I can do, I've done Memories won't go Memories won't go I'd have sworn That with time Thoughts of you Would leave my head I was wrong Now I find Just one thing makes me forget Red, red wine Stay close to me Don't let me be alone It's tearin' apart My blue, blue heart I'd have sworn That with time Thoughts of her Would leave my head I was wrong And I find Just one thing makes me forget Red, red wine Stay close to me Don't let me be alone It's tearin' apart My blue, blue heart Red red wine you make me feel so fine You keep me rocking all of the time Red red wine you make me feel so grand I feel a million dollars when your just in my hand Red red wine you make me feel so sad Any time I see you go it make me feel bad Red red wine you make me feel so fine Monkey pack him rizla pon the sweet dep line Red red wine you give me whole heap of zing Whole heap of zing mek me do me own thing Red red wine you really know how fi love Your kind of loving like a blessing from above Red red wine I love you right from the start Right from the start with all of my heart Red red wine in a 80's style Red red wine in a modern beat style, yeah Give me little time, help me clear up me mind Give me little time, help me clear up me mind Give me Red wine because it make me feel fine Mek me feel fine all of the time Red red wine you make me feel so fine Monkey pack him rizla on the sweet dep line The line broke, the monkey get choke Burn bad ganja pon him little rowing boat Red red wine I'm gonna hold on to you Hold on to you cause I know you love true Red red wine I'm gonna love you till I die Love you till I die and that's no lie Red red wine can't get you out my mind Where ever you maybe I'll surely find I'll surely find, make no fuss just stick with us. Give me little time, help me clear up me mind Give me little time, help me clear up me mind Give me Red wine because it make me feel fine Mek me feel fine all of the time Red red wine you make me feel so fine Monkey pack him rizla on the sweet dep line The line broke, the monkey get choke Burn bad ganja pon him little rowing boat Red red wine you really know how fi love Your kind of loving like a blessing from above Red red wine I love you right from the start Right from the start with all of my heart Red red wine you give me whole heap of zing Whole heap of zing mek me do me own thing Red red wine in a 80's style Red red wine in a modern beat style, yeah.
dangstuhh 0
I agree with
Lukas1051 0
At least it died happy.
KatieGoesRawrr 0
Comment love
bre_zip_it_up13 11
he OD on liquor so what who spend that much one fish
L0VEPiNK07 0
why would you buy a $200 fish to begin with? but yeah, that sucks. $200 down the toilet. literally.
pourquoimoi_fml 0
Are you bitter because this person may actually have an interesting hobby?
Bright_Lights 14
What, buying tropical fishes? Thats REALLY interesting :|
cmac86 24
red red wine. stay close to me, don't let it be!