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By kprice6 - 03/02/2009 22:55 - United States

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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Kids, it doesn't get any better

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By DumbCuntApparently - 27/02/2013 20:52 - Netherlands - Hilversum

Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML

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RIP

By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2025 06:00 - Hong Kong

Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML

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By Username - 27/01/2011 03:54

Today, the guy who sits next to me in my psychology class openly admitted to torturing animals as a child. It's going to be a long semester. FML

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By racist - 15/10/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:36 - United States

Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML

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By burnbabyburn - 11/11/2015 17:47 - United Kingdom

Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

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zeal 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 8:02

LOL "And these poor slaves were often badly beaten by their masters - " "BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" *everyone glares at you*

MetallicPunk 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 4:44

thanks to you the same thing just happened to me

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UnluckyDom 0

Monday 12 April 2010 2:42

Bonus points if your black.

charlesPscene 4

Tuesday 22 May 2012 23:31

you're*

hopeehunt 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 7:39

haha I absolutely love this onee!

julian24245 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 10:04

Bad timing. YDI for seeing it in class.

rety1 13

Monday 2 August 2010 8:08

lol I don't even need anything funny to laugh at slavery...

turtles1321 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 20:18

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beelz3boss07 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 16:01

I probably would have laughed too.

easoccer515 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 4:33

hahah ouch

doublehuh 2

Sunday 29 May 2011 5:58

hahahaha!

P3R3Z 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:52

that must have been the most embarrasing moment of your life

TheCube 6

Monday 20 June 2011 20:08

I'm surprised this isn't a YDI. And it so isn't, FYL.

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