Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, the guy who sits next to me in my psychology class openly admitted to torturing animals as a child. It's going to be a long semester. FML
Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
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zeal 0
LOL "And these poor slaves were often badly beaten by their masters - " "BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" *everyone glares at you*
MetallicPunk 0
thanks to you the same thing just happened to me
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Comments (52)
sanamrvk 18
This is why you should pay attention in class instead of reading this site!
fantasyworld 39
YDI for not paying attention.
GrimReefer66 29
That's pretty unfortunate. Although you did it absent mind-idly you should've been paying attention.
whyme5200 17
OMFG this is priceless I laughed at this for ever