Animals: Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there...

By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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By 16Charlie5 - 19/05/2018 15:00

Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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Smells like victory

By Gagging - 15/06/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML

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By Keyser Soze - 17/01/2017 09:56

Today, I was cleaning out the cabinets under my kitchen sink and I farted with such force that my dog thought someone was knocking at the door. FML

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By smellymcgee - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Farmington

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML

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By morphea - 29/04/2015 22:54 - France - Chantepie

Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML

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By WellThatSucks - 23/05/2016 09:15 - United States

Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML

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Bad boy

By Really - 14/05/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML

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By Gas-pingForAir - 19/09/2016 08:59 - United States - Columbia

Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML

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19990231 29

Sunday 30 August 2015 15:34

That is an impressive lady if the smell sticks around that long.

StickyPickles 33

Sunday 30 August 2015 15:41

I'd probably be a bit concerned if my farts smelled like dog shit. . That's just me though

Comments

asdadfhowrh 23

Sunday 30 August 2015 16:26

Apparently your gf's fart smell like dog poop :p

captainsmegma 12

Sunday 30 August 2015 16:27

That is one classy lady.

wickedhyype 17

Sunday 30 August 2015 16:30

LOL. If her farts smell that bad, i think you have s bigger problem than dog poop on your carpet. Get her some of that activia yogurt!

hipposteve 21

Sunday 30 August 2015 16:40

Kudos on her honesty

rshweky 17

Sunday 30 August 2015 16:43

She's a charmer

_imacooldude_ 10

Sunday 30 August 2015 17:19

That's disgusting. Get rid of her

mccrightp 29

Sunday 30 August 2015 17:24

When she told you that, did you rip her clothes off and roughly take her in a rising passion? Cuz, you know...(winks)

NineeCat 32

Sunday 30 August 2015 17:32

What the ****, dude?

mccrightp 29

Sunday 30 August 2015 20:56

I was being sarcastic about what turn on that would be to hear about.

Geckosrock99 33

Sunday 30 August 2015 18:17

Sounds like my boyfriend watching my iguana while I'm gone for a few days. When I get back, I find little dried up turds in random places and my boyfriend doesn't notice, unless it's on the bed. I usually have to clean it up.