Today, I found a video on my boyfriend's phone of him getting a blowjob. When I confronted him, he panicked and claimed it was me in the video. Then he tried to say it was from before we met, even though in the video he was wearing the watch I bought him for his birthday 3 days ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a video of my girlfriend having sex with her male best friend on her computer. When I confronted her about it she said it was from before we met. In the video, she was wearing the engagement ring I bought her. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML
Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend's old phone to get over a gut feeling I've been having that things aren't as good as they seem. Turns out he's been taking videos of himself masturbating and sending the videos to chicks on WhatsApp, and contacting an old neighbor trying to hook up with her. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I found a video of my fiance staring into the camera while deep-throating a dildo, and then putting it other places. I have no idea who/what it was for, or how to talk to him about this, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with his disinterest in me lately. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears, convinced that he found me in a porn video online. It wasn't me. And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too started crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am. FML
Today, my boyfriend video-called me in the middle of the night, drunk after a night out of partying. He told me that he was chatted up by a girl and proudly exclaimed that he told her off, given his status, all the while showing large hickeys on his neck. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 7 years cheated on me when I saw a sex tape in which he was in. He claimed it was from before we met. I went to delete it and I clicked “info” by mistake and I ended up seeing the date it was filmed and even the location. I still haven’t told him I know. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend posted a video of me going down on him online. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Even though you gave him the watch, it’s you who knows what time it is.
PenguinPal3017 19
On the bright side, it sounds like he likes the watch. It's hard to get gifts people will like.
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Mungolikecandy 19
I clicked "I agree your life sucks" then realized that it is just rubbing salt into the wounds.
commandpriority 5
Blow jobs are simply modern day stress release. Would you rather he be on pills? Be glad he is taking an all natural approach.
Lalala579121 28
I mean, sure. But maybe next time he should get a ******* from his actual girlfriend? Well I mean I hope he never has another girlfriend, but you get my point.
cazziuz1983 9
odds are she wouldn't give him one,so he went and got one
Coda James Matthew Blanchard 8
why would u keep a video of it?
marcus9278 2
why are you going through his phone?
1gullible_bugger 34
okay, that sucks in all. But the better question might be why were you looking through your boyfriend's phone? Do you have trust issues? or were you just trying to find some new songs in his Spotify, but looking in his messages instead? Accidentally.
timinator5000 28
if its a video maybe she was looking for picture of them to post or a certain one she rembered he took. maybe he saves cool memes to his phone and she likes to see them too?
Rabite 28
Yeah he is the real victim here. It's always funny to talk about trust issues of people who are actually cheated on. Normally it's called a hunch.
Justin Allan Bannister 9
sucky sucky ohh f×cky f×cky
blondie45 21
It was probably his wife. Doing it in the bathroom. At his grandmother’s funeral ...😉
Taylor Caldwell 10
Giving someone a watch always dooms that relationship to end
ninjaaudrey 4
He probably got a well deserved birthday BJ from one of his girl friends. If you had given him one he wouldn't have needed to get one elsewhere. BJs aren't hard to give. Him recording it was mistake though.
UndecidedSpark 7
He's just collecting other birthday gifts👌🏾