Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
Today, I got a reply to my Valentine's Day card that I sent to my girlfriend. I'll get the address right next time because her neighbor is really creeping me out now. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML
Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
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Top comments
riddhi 16
most probably, you will have to get a restraining order soon
FrostyyFML 15
Well at least someone likes you right OP?
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Comments (45)
ssnow_fml 20
Having a stalker can be fun. Just gotta learn how to manipulate her to do your bidding. It would be like having an evil minion.
Kevin55_fml 11
Is she at least hot? Lol
AbrasiveCunt 7
Hit it and file a restraining order then maybe hit it again if it was good
Tailored 15
I don't think it's stalking and being creepy. If it's once definitely not. But it's like she is interested and wants to tell you how she feels. I'd feel flattered
QuackersDuk 17
could've just got your name and looked you up in a phone book nothing as far enough to call a stalker yet, stay careful OP
lordgimp 6
Or maybe a wife? Idk man always bite the warm side of the shit sandwich. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
night_roane 11
if you gave her your phone number, she could easily do a reverse look up online. As long as you're in the phone book, typing in your number will give her both your last name and your address. Not that doing a reverse look up and putting a love letter in the mail ISN'T creepy.
fhbyf 2
I think it's cute, not creepy. I would be flattened if that happened to me.
ThrottleJockey 36
I wonder if she's also a fan on the band "The Police"?
Carlitosfmc 18
You have to admit that she is quite resorcefoul