Love: Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't...

By airport - 10/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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By Jessi - 24/07/2012 18:33 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML

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By ouch - 01/09/2010 13:50 - Belgium

Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

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By katiekat - 05/01/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML

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Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By James4929 - 08/01/2010 00:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML

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By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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Jertastic 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:13

GREAT! 4 year olds are bitches anyway. he probably deserved it.

Chuck3791 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:16

I'm favoriting this. I litterally laughed outloud

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TJayU 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:20

Naturally he got knocked out. I expect nothing less, because he must've been swinging you as fast as he could.

KenMcGormick 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:21

Stop recycling FMLs please... Be ORIGINAL

seonfire 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:21

HAHA you clotheslined a 4 yr old. LMAO at #6!

fatfaceunited 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:26

#15 do you even know what "clothes-lining" someone is? I'll give you a hint, it doesn't involve feet

matt5217 4

Thursday 15 April 2010 2:27

is that what I think it is on your face?!?!?!?!?!?

pitapizzaparty 18

Tuesday 27 May 2014 6:47

It could

onewish00 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:27

so let the kid get over it

jamblasticus 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:28

I wish I could have seen that in person. Awesome.

genius_man16 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:28

i'm with #14, there was another FML about this before, except that there was no 4 y/o kid and the guy dropped her instead *yawn* and before everyone screams "shut up and appreciate the FML!" it's not even that funny. F*** the kids life.

nonotme 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:29

Another example of why there should be a "This is not an FML" button. This isn't an FML until the mother sues you and you lose. This is the way I read it: "I just met my boyfriend at the airport and had absolutely no negative consequences. F my life for nothing bad happening."

thiagohf113 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:29

#16: you can clothesline someone by kicking them... however, i dont think it works too well unless both people are moving really fast and the person doing the kicking has a lot of strength...