Today, I finished my SAT and was feeling pretty good about it. I decided to turn on my phone, since it was on silent. As the guy was collecting our tests, my phone vibrated a little. My score was cancelled. It was a text from my mom reminding me to turn off my phone. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my entire junior class took the ACT. On the last test, a classmate's phone went off, automatically invalidating the whole test. We all have to retake it. FML
Today, I was taking the SAT and feeling really confident in my answers. When we were close to finishing, some idiot pulled the fire alarm. All of us have to retake it. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, like every day, everyone blew up my phone at once and I began having a panic attack. Because I didn’t respond immediately, I was called rude and a bad person. Turning off my phone isn’t an option either, because my mom will come in my room and cuss me out for not responding to her texts. FML
Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
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Top comments
arcturusvi 0
Why would you ever, ever turn your phone on when still in the room? You deserve that twice.
stephfml 0
you deserve that sooo much...they repeat over and over again DO NOT TURN YOUR PHONE ON UNTIL YOU LEAVE THE BUILDING, is it that hard to be away from your cell phone for two seconds in order to take one of the most important tests of your academic life??
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abbyxroad 0
You deserve it. Was checking your cell phone really worth possibly great SAT scores? Apparently so.
gottabekidding 0
Haha. That's so sad. I've gotten a call from my grandmother during church reminding me to go. My ringtone was "Let's Get ****** Up And Die."
whomajigi 0
Rules are there for a reason. If you can't live without your phone for 3 hours, or however long the SATs are these days, you are WAY too reliant on technology! YDI.
allikaela 0
YDI. have fun taking them again (: p.s. they say you never do as good the second time around.
DrewDiligence 0
YDI, but don't worry about it too much. I'm guessing you weren't gunning for the Ivy League.
shananigans 0
Really, you have to know that you deserved that one. You couldn't have waited five more minutes??
average_girl 0
wtf?? y would u EVER turn on ur phone during the SATs!!! i srsly hope ur mentally disabled b/c this is a reallllllly stupid thing 2 do! why did ur phone even need 2 be on?? were u gonna txt when u were finished?? thats even MORE STUPID! why did almost 9,000 ppl say "i agree ur life is ******" ??? this was all UR fault NOT ur moms!
YallNoobs 0
sweet one less idiot going to stanford woohoo
nate895 0
I took my SATs Saturday too. In order to avoid any possibility of it going off at all, I took out the battery and put the battery in a separate compartment than the rest of my cell phone. You deserve this one. Is it really that important to have your cell phone on to risk wasting 6 hours and have to pay a whole other fee to take it again?
magiczipperman 0
you couldnt have waited two more minutes? well that better have taught u a lesson