Today, I finished my SAT and was feeling pretty good about it. I decided to turn on my phone, since it was on silent. As the guy was collecting our tests, my phone vibrated a little. My score was cancelled. It was a text from my mom reminding me to turn off my phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my entire junior class took the ACT. On the last test, a classmate's phone went off, automatically invalidating the whole test. We all have to retake it. FML
Today, I was taking the SAT and feeling really confident in my answers. When we were close to finishing, some idiot pulled the fire alarm. All of us have to retake it. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, like every day, everyone blew up my phone at once and I began having a panic attack. Because I didn’t respond immediately, I was called rude and a bad person. Turning off my phone isn’t an option either, because my mom will come in my room and cuss me out for not responding to her texts. FML
Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
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Top comments
arcturusvi 0
Why would you ever, ever turn your phone on when still in the room? You deserve that twice.
stephfml 0
you deserve that sooo much...they repeat over and over again DO NOT TURN YOUR PHONE ON UNTIL YOU LEAVE THE BUILDING, is it that hard to be away from your cell phone for two seconds in order to take one of the most important tests of your academic life??
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ShortyBBangin 0
YOU DESERVE THIS. I only wish I was in the room to laugh at your dumbass, and tell you that you deserved it to you face.
brkn_hearted 0
A) you wait until you leave to turn your phone on... B) your mom is retarded for sending a text telling you to turn your phone off...
shostakovich 0
I had taken the SAT yesterday as well, and one of the announcements given by the proctor both at the end and the beginning of the testing session was not to use any electronic devices until all tests were collected and all who had taken the test were dismissed from the testing room. I'm not sure if you received the same warning or not, but you should have learned this already from when you had registered for the test. Next time, wait until dismissal to use anything. Collegeboard is very sensitive about this (although their worries are a bit too extreme, in my opinion), so you will need to comply.
Shellydevil20 0
thats soooo unfair im so sorry that happened 2 u
ThatsAli3 0
i took the SAT. i leave my phone in the car = ) that way you can't possibly get in trouble. = )
QJD 0
Oh ho, what irony!
asdf543 0
oh nooooooooooooo! http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=g1j7n71b7vjz839xxgk3rlm48loz
rwarlol 0
loser
alwyld 0
agree with #161, when i took my SAT's i finished each section with just 2-3 min remaining, how can you even have time to take you phone out and turn it on and stuff, well bad for you there goes your 40 dollars
lowcapacityx 0
Hope you learned your lesson. Phones are evil.