Today, I finished my SAT and was feeling pretty good about it. I decided to turn on my phone, since it was on silent. As the guy was collecting our tests, my phone vibrated a little. My score was cancelled. It was a text from my mom reminding me to turn off my phone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my entire junior class took the ACT. On the last test, a classmate's phone went off, automatically invalidating the whole test. We all have to retake it. FML
Today, I was taking the SAT and feeling really confident in my answers. When we were close to finishing, some idiot pulled the fire alarm. All of us have to retake it. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, like every day, everyone blew up my phone at once and I began having a panic attack. Because I didn’t respond immediately, I was called rude and a bad person. Turning off my phone isn’t an option either, because my mom will come in my room and cuss me out for not responding to her texts. FML
Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
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Top comments
arcturusvi 0
Why would you ever, ever turn your phone on when still in the room? You deserve that twice.
stephfml 0
you deserve that sooo much...they repeat over and over again DO NOT TURN YOUR PHONE ON UNTIL YOU LEAVE THE BUILDING, is it that hard to be away from your cell phone for two seconds in order to take one of the most important tests of your academic life??
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juicyfruit23 0
oh and all the people who are like omg you don't need to be glued to your cell phone. it doesn't rly sound like he's that kinda guy or girl cuz the only text was from MOM
I_am_stupid_also 6
The SAT is a test. You failed it.
danceydancetime 0
dude, those are the rules!! YDI and you might want to find the actual "silent" setting on your phone, genius.
Leiko_fml 0
Woow. Even I was smart enough to actually TURN MINE OFF and Wait until I was OUTSIDE to turn it back on. Way to go moron.
Angelol_fml 0
I was waiting for an FML like this to happen. Haha, well show the guy that it's your mom, call your mom and maker her tell the teacher that she douched up your test.
m0nicam0nster 0
YES THEY DO DESERVE IT #2. They say COUNTLESS times to turn cell phones off from the point you receive the test until the point you TURN IT IN. you're such an idiot, why wouldn't you wait 2 more minutes? you sat through 4 hours of testing to blow it like that and now you have to do it again.
m0nicam0nster 0
YES THEY DO DESERVE IT, #2!!!! They say COUNTLESS times to turn your cell off from the point you receive the test until the point you TURN IT IN. you're such an idiot, you couldn't wait 2 more minutes?? You just sat through 4 hours of testing to ruin it like that, and guess what? Now you have to do it again.
nocturnal_crazy 1
YDI
HEYbitch_fml 0
YDI completely. I took them yesterday too, and they told us about a thousand times to keep our phones off. Even if you were going to turn it on, WHY THE HELL would you do it while your test is still on the desk in front of you? Seriously, if you're that much of an idiot then I don't think you should have been feeling confident about your scores in the first place, cause you must've gotten like an 800 if you're that stupid.
k_ristenn 0
wow. you deserve that so, so much. dumbass.