Today, I caught my boyfriend with a prostitute. The prostitute actually got mad at me for yelling at him, because the few times he’s hired her, all he asked for was talking and cuddling, never sex. Her advice was I need to step up my emotional intimacy, because he’s clearly not getting it from me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, according to my emotionally distant boyfriend, stopping by a whorehouse on his way home several nights a week for a quick blowjob isn’t cheating, because it involves cash and no intimacy afterwards. Dumped his ass real quick. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years said he wanted an open relationship. When I asked if it was because I wasn’t good enough to fulfill his needs, he got mad at me and now expects an apology. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked why I’ve been so grumpy lately. When I told him it’s because our relationship has been severely lacking in intimacy, he sighed heavily and said, “Ugh, fine, let’s just get it over with!” Gee, thanks babe. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I was giving my wife a massage. That led to some very intense and passionate love making, and she told me that has been the best sex we’ve had. Next thing I know, she's upset and yelling at me about how massages always lead to sex. She was asking for it. Literally. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is a sex addict, so now I don’t know if he even actually likes me, or if it’s just that I’m “adventurous.” FML
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Top comments
indiemusicnerdgirl 21
Damn if he's going to a prostitute to his emotional needs met and this isn't the first time you need to step back at look at what you're doing wrong. Which he needs to do as well. Maybe couples therapy for you might help.
cooltatgar 31
WOW, talk about a lecture from a prostitute. Hopefully that was a wake up call to both of you.
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cooltatgar 31
WOW, talk about a lecture from a prostitute. Hopefully that was a wake up call to both of you.
indiemusicnerdgirl 21
Damn if he's going to a prostitute to his emotional needs met and this isn't the first time you need to step back at look at what you're doing wrong. Which he needs to do as well. Maybe couples therapy for you might help.
Rake 18
Maybe you should hire her for couple counseling? It seems your bf already opened up to her. And that she understand your relationship better than you..
idragosani 17
The hooker is not wrong
iicccyyy 15
He belongs to the streets with her.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Not sure what's with all the YDI votes. OP's boyfriend should have talked to her and expressed his concerns instead of going behind her back with a prostitute. Not saying she isn't doing something wrong for him to want a prostitute, but he still should have talked to her about it. If he did and OP didn't change, then yes, she deserves it.
timinator5000 28
100 percent agree with you. It sure seems Ike he didn't.
Farmer1995 4
Guy had a women there ready to have sex with him and he just wanted emotional support? wow you suck and he's great