Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
That's nice
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Bad sign
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
Denial
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Top comments
AnonymousOne234 3
ouch sorry op..ive had that happen to me before..it suks
jamie72596 9
Keep working on it, sometimes four months in not enough to feel love.
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Comments (273)
Legendslayer222 26
Guess it doesn't work quite as quickly as a disney movie then. :'(
scottm15 0
be glad she didn't say it back. that means that when she says it (if she says it) she will mean it
Neylin 7
You shouldn't feel too bad, OP. I been guilty of saying 'I love you' back just to be nice, the truth is you should be glad she didn't lie and was honest to you. Love is different for different people, no one should be pressured into it.
slimjimboy 0
with me and my girl friend we texted it to each other at the exact same time
allmidnighteyes 11
"girlfriend of four months" "that I love her" hahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha haha ahahahaha hahaha
redbluegreen 41
I wish I could give you more thumbs up.
redbluegreen 41
Your rant is unwanted here. We know you're right, but only just. The FML gives the impression that it was written by a fourteen year old who is obviously not in the sort of relationship his girlfriend thinks they're in. It doesn't matter how long they've known each other and spent time together if the girlfriend responds in that way. So, please, calm down.
dirtydancer 0
Jw buuuut y shudnt a 14 yr old have a bf/gf?? iv been datinn my bf for 9 monthdhs and gess how old we r? thts rightt im 14 so dnt juge.........
donpre 0
let her say it first. duh
unluckygrk12 8
cudnt agree wit u more buddy
jose18 3
that was a big mistake the women always have to say I love you first
vi3tno_romeo 5
u probz shocked the gurl.... nxt time, easy tigerr
KattAlex 4
In my opinion, you said it too soon and that caught her off guard, so, she really wasn't sure how to react and said the first thing that came to mind.
Chamuko89_fml 0
Lesson learned never say that