Love: Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with my abusively...

By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 22:35 - Italy - Milan

Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with my abusively controlling girlfriend. I don't know what I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML

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ColdplaySucks 18

Thursday 31 May 2012 1:24

"Hey bitch, I'm leaving you." Wasnt so hard, was it?

Nicnats 3

Thursday 31 May 2012 1:23

How does that happen?

Comments

alpacaman 5

Thursday 7 June 2012 16:53

Why go out with a bitch

MrRager7 1

Friday 8 June 2012 8:03

Grow some balls.

grahmkrakrz 0

Saturday 9 June 2012 16:33

Game over.

PinkFun1969 9

Sunday 10 June 2012 8:06

Your funny, pussy wiped;-)

Alastrina_fml 20

Wednesday 20 June 2012 8:15

Cut your ties and run. If she's as abusive and controlling as you say she is, you need to get away from her if you have any respect for yourself. Change your number, change your email, park your car elsewhere, move away and just go AWOL.

jayzyone 4

Sunday 24 June 2012 11:08

R U U U N N N NOW!

jarrettd 27

Tuesday 26 June 2012 3:51

There is a solution to that. Growing a pair. No I'm kidding. You'll be fine. Hopefully

sigrak0 10

Sunday 8 July 2012 12:59

dump her ass man, cmon, stop being a bitch.

currentusername 7

Monday 16 July 2012 2:47

I can't believe that you would come on to a website like this and post something about our relationship!!!!!!! Just kidding, I seriously have no idea who you are. Ditch the bitch before she leaves you with not a stitch.....