Today, I finally made a Facebook account after being home-schooled my entire life. I friended people that I know and their friends, and subsequently sparked a debate on whether or not I exist. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML
Today, after much reluctance due to fear of causing a huge debate, I finally posted something on Facebook about the presidential debates. However, the post sparked an argument with my mom's childhood best friend, that ended with her telling me that my dad isn't actually my dad. FML
Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
I think, therefore I am... alone.
MisterMichael 9
Well if you've never met some of the people you friended can you blame them?
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Comments (51)
Nicholi124 10
You should go out sometimes and make some friends
luminos_ 9
This is the perfect moment to list all of your friends personal details and make them believe you're a paid spy.
RedPillSucks 33
Or a stalker. *oh. I see you're wearing the "hello kitty" panties that you bought at Target yesterday*
ComoEsJuan 24
Then who posted this FML?!
MsConfusedd 27
I think facebook could be really helpful for you to meet new people, since you're homeschooled. I'm sure once it clears up that you're a real person, you can hopefully make some friends!
AprylAnn 23
Very good point!
Enslaved 38
Who won the debate? I thought. . . If it's on Facebook, it's official?
greenie213 23
You're right. If the side that thought he doesn't exist won, he'll slowly fade from existence.
Wizardo 34
Nothing is true, everything is permitted... sometimes
LaLince 40
You Deserve It Just because of your nickname.
HaneenDixon 16
For your info "LaLince", Pokemon is awesome! Just because YOU don't like it, doesn't make it stupid! (¬_¬)
Pharmgrl03 9
This happened to someone on my Facebook. Maybe it was you.. O.o
EvilUndead 9
YDI for making a facebook account. By the way, it can be very hard to prove your existence on the internet. That's what real life for.
yeongji 31
Why would you friend your friend's friends when you don't even know them?