Love: Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl...

By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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ohmygolly 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:12

You know I'm in love with this chick Because it seems we really click There's no room for doubt I think I'll ask her out Wait... did you say she has a dick?

GameRater01 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:04

oooh, tough break. The last four girls I've asked out told me they only like girls. Keep swinging.

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awesomo3000 0

Monday 9 March 2009 23:52

ur fault....

Fenzie 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 0:45

I say go for it if you're still into them after the initial shock wears off

cf05 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 1:02

how do you not know she is a girl

dommydeadly 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 1:20

wow

footballcrazy24 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:14

ahahaha FY(your)L

Silhouette_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:16

Did you... did you two start going out anyway?

Arbosis 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:43

hahahahahahahahahaha.... so now you are gay

TheNameless_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 5:13

I lol'd. You fell for a trap. :P

TheOrpheus 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 5:55

how do you not know for 8 months?

usoedo 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 6:25

hahaha, do you live in Thailand by anychance? there's alot of that.

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