Today, I finally got time to take a nap. Later, my mom asked me if I was depressed because I didn't leave my room for 3 hours. She talked to my dad about it, and now my family thinks I'm depressed because I slept for 3 hours. FML
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Today, my family finally noticed my depression because of how quiet, down and uninterested I’ve been. They responded by harassing me for saying nothing, calling me names, and making fun of me. Hmm, I wonder why I’m depressed. FML
Today, I went to the doctor. I told her I felt down all the time. She asked me a few questions and she told me I was depressed. She suggested to go home and find the sources of my depression. When I told my parents, they started laughing and said "Yeah, right." I think I found my source. FML
Today, after an exhausting weekend of work, I decided to take a nap. I was awoken several hours later by my mother-in-law knocking on my door. Apparently my 11-year-old called up grandma to complain that she was hungry and that mum was sleeping instead of cooking dinner. FML
Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
Today, I got to sleep in late for the first time in 3 years, as wife took our two young daughters out of town to visit with her parents. I told my mother that I was really looking forward to being able to sleep in this morning. The phone rang at 7:30. It was my mother asking me how I slept. FML
Today, I told my parents how grateful I am for having them in my life and that not many kids are as lucky as me. My mom texted me after I went out 10 minutes later: "Are you OK? You seemed depressed earlier." FML
Today, my shrink diagnosed me as severely depressive, due to a lot of stress and yells at home. After the session, my parents argued about whose fault it was and then went on to yell at me for being depressive and wasting their money. FML
Today, I finally had a day off in two weeks and I was excited about getting to sleep in. At 5 a.m., my mom loudly knocked and came in. When I asked her what she wanted, she said she was checking to see if I was asleep. FML
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Top comments
euphoricness 28
So... Tell her you took a nap and you're not depressed?
howtobestupid 16
If they thuoght that, why didn't they check on you for those three hours and see that you were asleep.
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Comments (65)
aliciavanham 13
Nothing wrong with a little nap time.
Tegz0rz 12
Consider yourself lucky for not actually being depressed.
lithiumassassin 10
Just be glad that your parents care if you're depressed or not :)
worldclassrager 41
Shorten the time slot?
thes7274473 19
At least they didn't think you were masturbating for three hours.
blackcatgirlxxx 2
At least they care! Lol
sm37 1
Sounds familiar, when I was a teenager my mom took me to the doctor because I "took too many naps" and "like sleeping too much" then started sobbing in the doctor's office that I was depressed. At the time I thought it was so ridiculous, but looking back it's not a big deal, they just care!
CrazyCoats 1
Sounds like my family
lifegavemelemonz 4
At least they care. When I was depressed and suicidal, no one in my family cared. They probably wanted me to kill myself.
LeAngryChick 4
If I go in my room for three hours, I get called lazy.