Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, I built up the courage to approach my gym crush. I walked over, smiled, and said, "You smell amazing." I meant to say he looked amazing. He faintly smiled, then slowly went back to the rowing machines without saying a word. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML
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Top comments
fudrick 0
Why would you expect her to say something? You walked up to her.
Finnboghi 0
I don't think any of you understand what staring down means. She wasn't looking at him with her head cocked to the side, big round eyes peering innocently out from behind golden curls. If she was staring him down, she knew why he was there, and she wanted him to know how deeply she despised him for trying. I feel for you, OP.
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Comments (206)
oliveolive_fml 0
awwwwwwwwww poor you. think about it though, you wouldnt want to be in a relationship with a ass like her. be thankful she just stared at you and nothing else lol she might have been drunk or hung over lmfaooo
abc123fuckfuckme 0
maybe if you recognized that women are 50% of the human race, not some special minority, and quit thinking of "approaching a girl" as an action to define your masculinity against, women would be less weirded out by you.
N3VVRmiNd 0
you should have grabbed her ass and walked away instead of HOLY SHIT you're... N3VVRmiNd
kubagami 0
EPIC FAIL
PinkDahlia 0
That's what happens when you approach a nazi.
bAdxxKiTTi 0
That's just pussy. YDI.
Critter456 0
what a bitch.
fartacus 0
She's just a woman, get over it dude.
turbopuss 1
you gota give it a shot otherwise you will be like the fourth year old virgin lol
sportzfreak 3
haha sounds like something I do