By myusofwe - 06/02/2016 01:33 - Puerto Rico - Caguas

Spicy
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML
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askullnamedbilly 33

You gotta love the enthusiasm of guys when it comes to sex though. "I know my penis feels a lot like a wet noodle right now and you think I'm not even aroused, but don't despair yet! I know I can get that thing to work, dammit!"

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kangx1 28

Maybe it was his first time and he was overly nervous? Don't be too hard on him OP as for the sticking his limp dick inside you lmao FYL

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JKPwnage 27

Probably get some Viagra or Cialis. Good luck!

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LyricaSilvan 29

Hopefully you guys can try again another time.

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lovelybones37 20

At least you know he doesn't give up easily

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BigbenMrJDM 12

An 80-year-old man comes home and finds his 80-year-old wife doing a handstand, naked, against a wall. He asks, "What are you doing?" She responds, "I know you can't get it up, but maybe you can drop in."

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aspecialspecial 21

Reasons to have a plan, a plan that involves foreplay which I'm told is just as important if not more important than actual penetration.

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vikky538 28

You should have given him little oral.

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