Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl of my dreams. I bought her a gold necklace, engraved with our names, and with the date on the back. Everything was going great until she got sick and had to go home. Now I'm stuck with this necklace with the wrong date. FML
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Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, my son was getting ready for a first date. I asked him what he was doing, and he revealed he'd saved his money and bought her a GOLD NECKLACE to show his love. I facepalmed so hard I nearly gave myself a concussion, then told him to put that away until their first anniversary or something. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
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TomasT 0
You bought a necklace and engraved it... FOR A DATE? How needy are you? Geez.. desperation obviously has a price... the price of a necklace.
Good_old_Grim 8
Pool that necklace. For like... a year. Then if you are still together, maybe it won't scare her away. Judging from what you wrote its the first date... you would freak her out with a gift like that on first date. Freak her straight out of your life forever.
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Comments (337)
AMMYFIST 0
that's kinda weird, and stupid. why would you just assume she would say yes anyways..
Zebidee 8
If you never take a single other piece of dating advice in your entire life, just listen to what these people are telling you. Doing what you had planned is guaranteed to freak a girl out. When you think about it, this isn't so much a FML as the day you dodged a bullet by not blowing it with 'the girl of your dreams' by doing something stupid.
berg54 0
Your an idiot. period.
sarahpft 2
Uuuhhhmm very creepy. If someone bought me a necklace like that for our first date I would avoid them as much as possible. So creepy.
magnetism_fml 0
that's mad creepy, dude
Hannerzzz 0
Its kind of odd that you would do that on a first date, but if you every get married give it to her as part of an enagement present, and remind her of the story :D I bet she'd laugh. :)
DrewSaFur1313 2
why would you do something like that for what sounds like a 1st date? that's actually kind of creepy and borderline stalkerish
christian50 0
your fault for going overboard
0neiros 14
First date No-Nos... Buying and giving engraved jewelry Giving them a family heirloom "This was Grandmas favorite scarf" Giving them a "Piece of you" literally ala Van Gogh Buying them a Puppy/kitten Buying them a stuffed animal bigger than they are Start crying saying, "I just have so much love inside of me that I want to share with Youuuuu" Showing them your Scrapbook of Photos you've taken of them unawares Telling them that you watch them sleep Get the Idea yet??? Don't put her up on a pedestal like that. Say you two did get married, there will come a day when this "Perfect Woman" of yours will go into the bathroom while you are showering or shaving, and take one of the most foul smelling dumps on the planet, and you'll wonder how the **** you got there. Just mentally Fast Forward to that moment, chill out A LOT, and you won't come off so creepy/weird/desperate.
CodingSquirrel 3
I don't know if it was intentional but your post reminds me of that FML where the girl found a bunch of candid pictures of her in a photo album of his, from like 2 or 3 years before they "met".
GregoryStalver_fml 6
"Telling them that you watch them sleep" Yeah, only Edward Cullen can get away with it, and he's a goddam sparkly vampire. ARE YOU a goddam sparkly vampire ? I didn't think so.
5t3ff1k4h 44
Who goes into the washroom while their SO is in their just to take a dump? :/ Wait until they're done, or go to the other bathroom, assuming there is one. Otherwise, I agree with 68's post.
charloemm 7
dude, not even Edward Cullen can get away with it...
zombiekitten87 12
man... most girls would find that extremely creepy and/or tacky.