By massage mama - 04/08/2019 07:00 - United States - Hesperia
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I'm sorry...that really sucks. Can't say they're not thorough with child protection though! Walk in with a deadpanned face and say "I literally just rub lavender oil on my kids back to help her sleep. I'm a massage therapist." Done! And make sure to talk to her teacher, not just office!
News flash: You are a weirdo!
News flash: you’re not always funny.
I love that song so much.
Why do call them "Special Massages"? It's just a massage. She should have told people that her mom gives her a massage to help her sleep. It's the "Special" part that makes it sound creepy.
Kids don't necessarily understand adult innuendo. A child wouldn't and shouldn't understand what a massage parlor means in Florida. Bob Kraft does✔😌
So explain to her teacher and principal that you are a massage therapist and there isn't anything hokey about it.
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I'm sorry...that really sucks. Can't say they're not thorough with child protection though! Walk in with a deadpanned face and say "I literally just rub lavender oil on my kids back to help her sleep. I'm a massage therapist." Done! And make sure to talk to her teacher, not just office!
♫ But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here ♫♪