Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. Apparently, she told her teacher about the “special massages” mommy gives her. I’m a licensed massage therapist, and I massage my daughter with lavender to help her sleep. Now everyone thinks I’m a weirdo. FML
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chyiochan
| 28
I'm sorry...that really sucks. Can't say they're not thorough with child protection though! Walk in with a deadpanned face and say "I literally just rub lavender oil on my kids back to help her sleep. I'm a massage therapist." Done! And make sure to talk to her teacher, not just office!
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RichardPencil
| 27
News flash: You are a weirdo!
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MidnaLink
| 31
News flash: you’re not always funny.
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Slyfried
| 60
♫ But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here ♫♪
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here ♫♪
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Mathalamus
| 23
You kinda are a weirdo. Itjust seems creepy, no matter how innocent it actually is.
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PenguinPal3017
| 18
It's creepy to give your kid a massage to help them sleep? No.
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saberjpg
| 5
Why do call them "Special Massages"? It's just a massage. She should have told people that her mom gives her a massage to help her sleep. It's the "Special" part that makes it sound creepy.
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zeeba_neighba
| 10
Kids don't necessarily understand adult innuendo. A child wouldn't and shouldn't understand what a massage parlor means in Florida. Bob Kraft does✔😌
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AmbrosiaFan
| 16
So explain to her teacher and principal that you are a massage therapist and there isn't anything hokey about it.
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here ♫♪