By massage mama - 04/08/2019 07:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. Apparently, she told her teacher about the “special massages” mommy gives her. I’m a licensed massage therapist, and I massage my daughter with lavender to help her sleep. Now everyone thinks I’m a weirdo. FML
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Seeya55 31
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I'm sorry...that really sucks. Can't say they're not thorough with child protection though! Walk in with a deadpanned face and say "I literally just rub lavender oil on my kids back to help her sleep. I'm a massage therapist." Done! And make sure to talk to her teacher, not just office!

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Slyfried 63

♫ But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here ♫♪

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Seeya55 31
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I'm sorry...that really sucks. Can't say they're not thorough with child protection though! Walk in with a deadpanned face and say "I literally just rub lavender oil on my kids back to help her sleep. I'm a massage therapist." Done! And make sure to talk to her teacher, not just office!

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RichardPencil 30
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News flash: You are a weirdo!

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MidnaLink 33
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News flash: you’re not always funny.

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Slyfried 63

♫ But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here ♫♪

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Sora_McKain 36
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I love that song so much.

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Mathalamus 24

You kinda are a weirdo. Itjust seems creepy, no matter how innocent it actually is.

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PenguinPal3017 19

It's creepy to give your kid a massage to help them sleep? No.

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saberjpg 6
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Why do call them "Special Massages"? It's just a massage. She should have told people that her mom gives her a massage to help her sleep. It's the "Special" part that makes it sound creepy.

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zeeba_neighba 10
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Kids don't necessarily understand adult innuendo. A child wouldn't and shouldn't understand what a massage parlor means in Florida. Bob Kraft does✔😌

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AmbrosiaFan 18
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So explain to her teacher and principal that you are a massage therapist and there isn't anything hokey about it.

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