Miscellaneous: Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account...

By Charles - 18/05/2011 17:13 - Norway

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 20:42 - United States - Boulder

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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Take what you can get

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was feeling sad and lonely. I got a message from my father-in-law asking how I was. I instantly felt great that someone was thinking of me and wanted to chat. It soon became clear that the account was hacked. The hacker said more to me than my own family on the same day. FML

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Family ain't all it's cracked up to be

By Fitz - 09/09/2021 22:59

Today, I finally read an email I'd been avoiding. I thought it would be from my dad whom I haven't spoken to in years, and that he was checking on me during the pandemic. It turned out to be spam. The last contact I had with anyone related to my dad was one of his ex's friends, saying she was in jail and needed help. FML

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By stalkered - 22/07/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML

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Fight your own battles

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 07:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

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jamila123 5

Wednesday 18 May 2011 22:10

He wants you to get an A.

collegegirl87 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 22:10

Oh wow I'm sorry. You have a strange dad. FYL

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aapje 5

Saturday 13 August 2011 12:36

Ghehe, you're dad is a genius ~!!!

AmaZyn4eva 5

Saturday 29 September 2012 23:55

Is ur teacher a man or woman!?!?

Pinkraincoat 18

Wednesday 26 March 2014 7:50

Creepy!

ZelmaSlayer 30

Wednesday 13 May 2015 2:35

He was giving your teacher the D, so you would get an A ;)

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 10 December 2015 2:13

That's creepy.

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Same thing different taste

Take what you can get

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Fight your own battles

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