Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Where is it??
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I finally found out where my great-grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year-old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML
Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
Return to sender
Today, my watch broke so I casually mentioned to my dad that I needed a new one. A little while later he hands me this really nice watch. He says, "Here, this one's been lying around for a while." It was the watch I gave him for Father's Day. FML
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Pstraka6 20
Make sure it's the exact same watch first before making an accusation and then report the jerk!
abNormal62 23
Did you leave it on the nightstand?
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Comments (58)
idxntgiveafxck 17
Come up on your watch and rub it in his face
Patriots21 14
Huh??
KayDee29 31
I think she's trying to communicate... Idk, I'm not trained well enough to decipher this.
idxntgiveafxck 17
Well aren't you a total bitch.
idxntgiveafxck 17
Well aren't you a total bitch
idxntgiveafxck 17
Well aren't you a total bitch
91hayek 31
Open casket was it? Let the woman rest in peace OP, she wanted to take a bit of her favorite student to the grave with her.
bgorch01 11
Nobody is dead, #16. -_-
TallMist 32
Idk, #19. I've seen quite a few graveyards in this country... I'd say quite a few people are dead.
Epickitty58 29
I'm sorry, but did you read the FML? They never said that teacher was dead.
lyricalservant 21
Coincidence? I think not.
Emzinatorbot 26
I love The Incredibles
worldclassrager 41
How did they manage to steal that off your wrist?
sonasonic 34
*Magic*
Enslaved 38
At my job, people leave all sorts of things behind, sun glasses, umbrellas, jackets etc... We keep it in a lost and found in our office but it's up for grabs if no one claims it after a few weeks. (Though, no one's ever lost a watch yet.) Maybe the teacher was wearing it as advertisement for whom ever lost it, to reclaim it? Fyl if it's yours and they refuse to give it back.
kaablam 17
Op might have left the watch at school/in class...
SydLovesLacey 18
Same thing happened to me but with shoes....
Purexinsanity 46
I'm sure there's a pretty simple explanation but I gotta ask anyways: HOW did you lose your shoes?
ellymae96 25
Did you confront the teacher?? Just hope they are honorable (despite stealing your watch) and won't take it out on your grade or threaten you with a bad grade.
chutney_02 22
That happened to me once with a pen. It was about 10 minutes of arguing over a 10p piece of plastic
savy_m 14
Just teaching you how to steal :)