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By smsmall - 03/10/2011 12:08 - United States

Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML

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By ihatemakingnames - 05/03/2013 00:41 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML

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By Beardedlady - 27/09/2018 23:00 - United States - Madison

Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By Noname - 09/01/2009 05:18 - France

Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 00:02

Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML

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By Hairytoes - 07/10/2011 10:35 - United States

Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML

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By Naked_Mango - 18/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I, a man in his 40’s, wanted to rid myself of all back, thigh, buttock, and pubic hair. The first strip of pubic hair the tall 22 year-old girl yanked on almost made me cry, and almost made me knee her in the face. FML

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Epsilonyx 15

Monday 3 October 2011 15:47

Do whatcha gotta do. Better than being mistaken for Chewbacca.

stevenmx86 7

Monday 3 October 2011 15:54

Everybody has nose hair.. Who cares what your gender is?

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ilovemyjb13 1

Monday 3 October 2011 21:22

Beauty is pain my friend.....beauty is pain

creedaddict 9

Monday 3 October 2011 21:28

Tez122 6

Monday 3 October 2011 21:39

lmao check for grimlins

bubo_fml 10

Monday 3 October 2011 21:54

braids are currently out of fashion...

DairyQueen13 0

Monday 3 October 2011 22:09

That's better then having hairy moles.

Skaw_fml 8

Monday 3 October 2011 22:39

Wow, your life should be a living hell,right?

FunwithBumperCar 0

Monday 3 October 2011 23:04

You think you got that job at the circus for your looks? Now get back to work Olga, the bearded lady show won't work itself!

amanda_d95 9

Monday 3 October 2011 23:42

With manly nose hair

Bulzye 2

Monday 3 October 2011 23:43

You shouldn't've snorted Chewbacca.

MEXIKANO 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 0:29

Some women have mostachios

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