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By smsmall - 03/10/2011 12:08 - United States

Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML

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By ihatemakingnames - 05/03/2013 00:41 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML

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By Beardedlady - 27/09/2018 23:00 - United States - Madison

Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By Noname - 09/01/2009 05:18 - France

Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 00:02

Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML

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By Hairytoes - 07/10/2011 10:35 - United States

Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML

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By Naked_Mango - 18/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I, a man in his 40’s, wanted to rid myself of all back, thigh, buttock, and pubic hair. The first strip of pubic hair the tall 22 year-old girl yanked on almost made me cry, and almost made me knee her in the face. FML

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Epsilonyx 15

Monday 3 October 2011 15:47

Do whatcha gotta do. Better than being mistaken for Chewbacca.

stevenmx86 7

Monday 3 October 2011 15:54

Everybody has nose hair.. Who cares what your gender is?

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sherivengeance 3

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:53

Yeah, its not unfortunate, body hair is rather common!

joeinthedark 18

Thursday 8 March 2012 18:56

Every'body' has it! lol

SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 2 June 2012 0:02

Anything to keep in tip-top shape. It's completely normal, a little trim cant hurt :)

angeluv_2014 22

Monday 16 July 2012 22:39

Dumbass, everyone gets nose hair. Just, either pluck it or trim it. Just about every woman has to do it. I started when I was fifteen. Just one more thing to add to the woman's list of body upkeep. :

Epickitty58 29

Sunday 29 March 2015 17:30

Just go buy one and say that your boyfriend asked you to buy him one if you get questioned.

summer4me 25

Thursday 18 June 2015 14:31

There's no shame in getting a nose hair trimmer. I'm an 18 year old girl who's had one for a little over a year now. If you need, just get it.

tana95 7

Saturday 5 March 2016 3:23

What's wrong with having a nose trimmer

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