Health: Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose... - FML

By smsmall - 03/10/2011 12:08 - United States

Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML

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By ihatemakingnames - 05/03/2013 00:41 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML

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By Beardedlady - 27/09/2018 23:00 - United States - Madison

Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By Noname - 09/01/2009 05:18 - France

Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML

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By any means necessary

By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 00:02

Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML

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By Hairytoes - 07/10/2011 10:35 - United States

Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML

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By Naked_Mango - 18/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I, a man in his 40’s, wanted to rid myself of all back, thigh, buttock, and pubic hair. The first strip of pubic hair the tall 22 year-old girl yanked on almost made me cry, and almost made me knee her in the face. FML

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Epsilonyx 15

Monday 3 October 2011 15:47

Do whatcha gotta do. Better than being mistaken for Chewbacca.

stevenmx86 7

Monday 3 October 2011 15:54

Everybody has nose hair.. Who cares what your gender is?

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fthislyfe 22

Monday 3 October 2011 16:36

Well you are a "special" woman

NoNotTheFace 8

Monday 3 October 2011 16:43

Don't feel to bad, it still better than hair nipples. I saw a chick once who had Afro like nip hair. That shit was freaky. She named them Jackson 2.

Insane_Tea 15

Monday 3 October 2011 16:52

Meh. It happens to everyone eventually.

kaceemae 7

Monday 3 October 2011 17:09

Everyone has nose hairs and most adults I know trim them

AmazingLadyy13 0

Monday 3 October 2011 17:18

Everyone has at least one shitty gene. :(

wackynspunky 6

Monday 3 October 2011 17:24

You can get your nose hair waxed!!!

BlAzEtHiS 0

Monday 3 October 2011 17:25

What does being a woman have to do with trimming nose hair? Everyone has nose hair. It helps your body to filter the air you breath through your sinus.

boredfishing 0

Monday 3 October 2011 17:26

Nose hair happens. Now if you got back hair... That is a different story

Alyta 0

Monday 3 October 2011 17:44

It is not FML! just buy it and nothing happens

ScarletBloom 14

Monday 3 October 2011 17:46

It is still better than cheeks hair. I have a friend who has it.

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