FML : Today, I felt sorry for the weird chick at work that everybody avoids and decided to initiate a conversation with her. She interrupted me mid-sentence...

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Today, I felt sorry for the weird chick at work that everybody avoids and decided to initiate a conversation with her. She interrupted me mid-sentence to tell me about her vaginal odor problems, before shoving her hand into my chip packet and inviting herself to dinner at my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By meet Chloe / Sunday 19 February 2012 09:15 / Australia

Intimacy

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By kooochris1995 | 14

#4055748 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:06

At least your not a dick! Even though now she probably won't leave you alone forever.

By datoismyname | 22

#4055752 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:08

At least she didn't stick her hand down your pants.

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By kooochris1995 | 14

#4055748 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:06

At least your not a dick! Even though now she probably won't leave you alone forever.

kyrosk91 | 6

#4055792 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:19

You know that it's "you're", right? The difference is when you know your shit, or when you know you're shit.

kooochris1995 | 14

#4055799 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:21

Sorry I didn't know this was English class. And I typed it too fast.

kyrosk91 | 6

#4055802 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:23

It's okay, I honestly don't care. I just saw that little grammar thing somewhere else online and decided to use it.

AnonymousTroll | 2

#4055858 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:53

If you didn't care you wouldn't even mention it.

Discombobulated9 | 12

#4055968 - Sunday 19 February 2012 17:41

Due to her lack of social life at work; she probably got desperate and nervous when you engaged conversation with her. I'm sure she'll chill out once she becomes confident that she's not going to be ignored at work anymore.

laxbro182 | 1

#4056025 - Sunday 19 February 2012 18:09

There is a reason everyone avoids her... That doesn't make people a dick because of her lack of social skills

Discombobulated9 | 12

#4056044 - Sunday 19 February 2012 18:22

-80, I just figured that lack of social skills were due to the lack of practising said social skills. I didn't imply anyone was a dick either :/

Discombobulated9 | 12

#4056056 - Sunday 19 February 2012 18:26

And now I'm going to hide in a dark corner to rock back and forth for my instant assumption that number 80's comment was directed at me *sucks thumb*.

asiandude801 | 4

#4057380 - Monday 20 February 2012 1:38

Efashah YOU'RE a dumbass. He used it as a possessive so it's your.

crazyladydaisy | 4

#4058199 - Monday 20 February 2012 2:55

Lmao, now you know to avoid weird people, believe me I would know I'm weird.

-__- oh shii...

blonderabbit | 0

#4058226 - Monday 20 February 2012 3:23

well, at least it was an interesting conversation.

The_Hitdude | 12

#4058583 - Monday 20 February 2012 4:20

First of all #83 there are two forms of the word your/you're in the correction, with two different meanings. That was the point of his explanation. Efashah, you're (yes YOU ARE) an idiot.

RaggleFrock | 13

#4058657 - Monday 20 February 2012 4:42

Blah blah blah. The op met forever alone girl.

Kog_Hiro | 17

#4059335 - Monday 20 February 2012 8:38

83 - esfashah. Read it again. She didn't mess it up.

massacreman3000 | 1

#4059957 - Monday 20 February 2012 11:53

30 - sees one grammar lesson, assumes she is god of grammar.

bri1201 | 0

#4062865 - Monday 20 February 2012 23:56

Liar, you just wanted to be a snarky bitch.

By Pinkfl0yd | 9

#4055749 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:07

She's a keeper.

musicluvr2000 | 11

#4056062 - Sunday 19 February 2012 18:28

I swear that's the millionth time I've seen that comment on a post that involves two people

ryry013 | 6

#4056770 - Sunday 19 February 2012 21:23

Shes... Not a keeper though

Furrywhiplash | 14

#4057315 - Monday 20 February 2012 0:57

Oh, but she most definitely IS a keeper. She is going to keep popping up in his life whether he wants her to or not. If things go astray, she will probably keep his severed head hidden in a freezer. Either way she could be considered a "keeper."

By karkid619 | 8

#4055751 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:08

Yeah well when people usually stay away from someone they have a pretty good reason.

ashley998079 | 0

#4055923 - Sunday 19 February 2012 17:23

Hahaha:)

Awsumuzzie | 12

#4056037 - Sunday 19 February 2012 18:16

Not really, I befriended a lot of people that had "no friends" and a lot of them were great. Also, when I first came to America, people were afraid to talk to me, which isn't a good reason.

By datoismyname | 22

#4055752 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:08

At least she didn't stick her hand down your pants.

kooochris1995 | 14

#4055763 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:10

While reading the fml I thought that's what he was gonna say. But then I saw chips.

Pinkfl0yd | 9

#4055766 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:12

She's saving that for tonight.

things12345 | 14

#4056003 - Sunday 19 February 2012 17:58

At least she didn't stick her hand down HER pants

TVPRO | 0

#4056430 - Sunday 19 February 2012 19:54

Same here

By Krysk_fml | 0

#4055755 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:08

When she comes to your house, act as weird as she is. This way she'll stay away from you forever

kooochris1995 | 14

#4055775 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:15

Like in Drake and Josh. If you have seen that episode.

TunechiXXL | 0

#4055801 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:23

You can't do this, she will think you are just like her and won't leave you alone..... Birds of a feather, fuck them

gage27 | 5

#4055878 - Sunday 19 February 2012 17:04

Do this and you're SO gettin a blow job tonight!(;

MickGold | 8

#4056694 - Sunday 19 February 2012 21:11

No, no! You have to get even weirder than her. Make her think you're a psychopath. And just say you ran out of your "medication"

The_Hitdude | 12

#4058602 - Monday 20 February 2012 4:25

#119 Maybe that'll turn her on...?

By blackbelt25 | 12

#4055756 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:08

At least you're more compassionate than your co-workers who made fun of her.

Ins0mau | 20

#4055921 - Sunday 19 February 2012 17:23

She didn't actually say they made fun of her.

drawmesunshine | 17

#4056124 - Sunday 19 February 2012 19:01

But people are assholes, so it's safe to assume they do.

By chili_is_good | 0

#4055758 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:09

Tell her smelling like fish is a common disorder

By perdix | 29

#4055759 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:09

I'll bet she had recently had her hand in her "chip packet." Did your chips suddenly become Salt and Vinegar flavored?

Make sure at dinner, you serve open-faced roast beef sandwiches . . . topped with Limburger cheese.

JayDeLaGhetto | 7

#4059470 - Monday 20 February 2012 8:56

Lmfao!

Summera | 2

#4061518 - Monday 20 February 2012 19:12

That's nasty.

By 54plum | 0

#4055765 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:12

Have fun with your new BFFL!

dethbunny | 0

#4055815 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:29

BFFL?

jawtherian | 2

#4055820 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:32

Best Friend For Life

Boomshacalaca | 5

#4055821 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:32

Best friend for life :L

Swiftly | 0

#4055852 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:50

Big fluffy flying lesbians

soupisyummy | 13

#4055928 - Sunday 19 February 2012 17:25

Blissful flamboyant feet lickers

flockz | 19

#4056141 - Sunday 19 February 2012 19:06

Big Fucking Fairies Littering.

Marcelb | 17

#4056999 - Sunday 19 February 2012 22:47

Butt Fondling For Life.
Obviously.

asoptavlo14 | 6

#4058854 - Monday 20 February 2012 5:26

^Forever alone.

Llama_Face89 | 33

#4059014 - Monday 20 February 2012 6:17

Bird fooling feisty lobsters?

By Tiecho | 4

#4055772 - Sunday 19 February 2012 16:14

Theres usually a reason people ignore/ stay away from other people. True, sometimes ppl can be just mean and rude to ppl who are different, but thats a lot more wasted energy that you dont have to use