Love: Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting...

By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML

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Nofuckyourlife 1

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:11

You deserve that and more for trying to make him jealous like that. Even if he was straight, he'd be 100% right to not commit to someone as insecure and manipulative as you.

R3TH0R 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 12:08

well... now you can confront him and be like "sooo.... when were you going to come out of the closet?" but seriously FYL for having to make a fake account to try and make him jealous

Comments

lovelylady123 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:02

hahhahahahhaha F UR LIFE F UR LIFE F UR LIFE

coffeennicotine 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:36

What is with people making up fake facebook accounts? Pathetic, and you totally deserve it for being a loser.

Kitty34_fml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:46

What are you, 12? This makes no sense. "My boyfriend won't commit, so I'll make a fake Facebook account and flirt with another guy so he gets jealous and finds me untrustworthy" ????????? YDI.

Eiotlrd 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 7:05

maybe the reason you're in that sad relationship is: you just want to be in a relationship for your reputation instead of for the fun

wastedkarma 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 8:45

Ahaha. LAAAAAAAAME. Didn't someone recently just post one about making a fake facebook account?

Kuroftw 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 8:48

He might just be bi.

that_guy_you_are 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 8:53

You have way too much time on your hands. If I met you IRL I'd shit in a bag and throw it at your face because I have no tolerance for passive-aggressive bullshit. YDI 100%.. This is coming from a guy who spends his time posting stupid comments at 3am (me). Double sad.