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By XoXonedirectionXoXo - 23/06/2012 22:21 - United States - Eden Prairie

Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML

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By Courtney - 07/11/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 18:18 - Netherlands - Den Dungen

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML

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By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

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By Unemployed - 30/09/2009 09:03 - Malaysia

Today, I fell asleep during my division emergency meeting. As I about to head home that evening, my boss patted me on the back saying, "Wrong move. Good luck". Turned out, it was a meeting to determine who will be kicked out of the company due to recession. My name was written first on the list. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML

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You deserved it 5 290

By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Dan - 17/11/2020 22:58

Today, I fell asleep at work. I got woke up by my boss with a coffee and a referral letter. FML

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You deserved it 1 057

By anthony512 - 24/05/2013 16:08 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML

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You deserved it 12 764

By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 09:01 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, I worked 24 hours straight fixing my company's servers. After it was over, I breathed a huge sigh of relief and promptly fell asleep at my desk. My boss found me an hour later, refused to listen to me, and fired me for sleeping on the job. FML

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obviousboy 8

Sunday 24 June 2012 3:21

YDI simply because of your username.

xoxokelsey11 5

Sunday 24 June 2012 3:19

How long could you have been sleeping in there? Must've been comfortable.

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ricardo12458 7

Sunday 24 June 2012 4:49

YDI on the grounds that your nick is "XoXonedirectionXoXo". Outrageous. I'm with #46 on this one. -R

rightspark 7

Sunday 24 June 2012 4:56

One word... sue

mattorama 15

Monday 25 June 2012 23:34

Good luck finding a lawyer who will take THAT case on.

perdix 29

Sunday 24 June 2012 5:00

You may not know you're beautiful, but you do know. . . [donaldtrump] you're fired! [/donaldtrump]

CatieMac 0

Sunday 24 June 2012 5:04

sounds like you're shit outta luck

hayleywithawhy 5

Sunday 24 June 2012 5:06

how do you fall asleep on a toilet...?

twinkiefeets 17

Sunday 24 June 2012 5:16

How do you fall asleep on the toilet and how long were you in there???!!!

Mcmodder777_fml 3

Sunday 24 June 2012 5:17

How the hell do you fall asleep on a toilet?!

screw_loose_ 3

Sunday 24 June 2012 5:21

Ahh, bad luck.

Calyx_fml 21

Sunday 24 June 2012 5:40

Did your legs fall asleep too?

kaylanicole1695 12

Sunday 24 June 2012 5:50

who falls asleep on a toilet?? ydi.

pennies_lane 6

Sunday 24 June 2012 6:41

OP does

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Monday 25 June 2012 1:16

I have.

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