Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML
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Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML
Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replied, "You farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML
Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML
Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML
Today, I was at the beach and fell asleep in the sun. When I woke up, there was a blob of sunscreen on my leg. Thinking it was my boyfriend who was sweet enough to squeeze sunscreen for me, I rubbed it into my leg. After smelling my hands, I discovered it was bird poop. FML
Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML
Today, while using a doorless restroom at the beach, a pack of seagulls rushed into my stall, followed by a group of kids chasing them. I guess the noise from tearing open a pad sounded enough like a bag of chips for them to think there was food. FML
Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML
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Top comments
graceinsheepwear 33
They pecked your pecker?
j_cat187 19
That's sexual harassment. Sue the birds.
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Comments (63)
BDA_fml 5
Please tell me this is on YouTube!
jsp16 24
They brought bread to the beach?
AKAR2521 4
why do people take naps at the beach? its hot, there are a lot of people, and beds are more comfortable.
asylumlane 23
Great friends you've got there.
ambitiousnygrl 17
First off, why was your junk even showing and second how did you not wake up when your 'friends' were dropping stuff down there?
EffyFails 18
I doubt he was exposed, they just would have placed it onto that general area on his shorts also, bread is really light so could be easy to miss when unconscious
wolfman2123 13
Looks like the birds were hungry for more than one thing
chance12497 14
Good thing u dont go to a nudist beach ;)
cgerman 6
Ouch! Looks like it's time for a little revenge!
blueyoshi_fml 16
Any "friend" that looks for ways to cause you physical pain is no friend in my book.
EvilLittleMan 23
Brilliant !