Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML
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Top comments
quickit 24
Things can be replaced, you can't! It sucks that they stole your things but at least you made it out unscathed.
Michael903 18
At least they didn't take the couch...
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Comments (58)
Tarlachia 33
Don't feel bad. Once while camping in upstate New York, I slept through a tornado that eventually destroyed every campsite around ours. We estimate it got within 50 feet of us. Trees were falling, the dog was howling, my dad was hollering at me to wake up, and the tornado howled as it tore across the mountains. My dad now calls me Rip Van Winkle.
WarriorOmen 25
Reminds me of the time my mum slept through an earthquake we had. The beds were moving, stuff was shaking and she still just slept.
vikky538 29
time to get rid of that couch...I am still blaming couch though...
royal_ranger 12
Was anybody else expecting OP to say they woke up in their bed but they live alone?
WarriorOmen 25
He deserves it for being a deep sleeper? Do you never take a nap in the afternoon/evening?
WarriorOmen 25
I can understand hard work, but everyone's entitled to a break and a nap from time to time.
awesomecutejp 3
Hey at least the robbers didn't kill you
XQuartzX 15
they must've been really quiet.. I am also a heavy sleeper, I sleep through three different alarm clocks.
joyboy390 12
Same here lol i swear a bomb could go off right next to me and i would never know it
iseebearbears 27
Burglarized *
Chazzzor 10
Sleep bullshit! OP was passed out drunk or stoned.