Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML
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Top comments
quickit 24
Things can be replaced, you can't! It sucks that they stole your things but at least you made it out unscathed.
Michael903 18
At least they didn't take the couch...
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Comments (58)
dave20012 15
Sorry OP, But look at this way..they stole your Electronics money or and other valuables but they didn't take your life or injure you in any way. Now time to ask your family for new items for Christmas. Good luck
MrConcise 35
Wasn't there an FML with nearly this exact wording some time back?
feven 32
No I think in that FML the person fell asleep while they were being robbed. But Ik what you're talking about it was published in July or something
winchestinalock 21
Gives sleeping like a log a new meaning!
val_is_lame97 12
atleast nothing happened to ya
Nyx7 24
I would ask how you manage that but I know firsthand how deep sleep can be. sorry hun that sucks
Classy_Sassy_15 15
You're a deep sleeper OP. I'm sorry you house was robbed.
StzaCrack666 18
invest in a lock
j_cat187 20
This is a repost. I have definitely seen this one before
Notverycreeative 13
90% of robberies are by people you know. So who knows you're a heavy sleeper and has the balls to rob you?.. sorry about your bad luck
meghancuma 14
A whole new meaning to a heavy sleeper