Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered to say anything about the drawings my siblings drew on my face until after church ended. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML
Today, I had the last wedding meeting with my fiancé at our church. Running extremely late from my friends house I failed to notice a small penis drawn on my forehead by my friends when I fell asleep after a party. The priest wasn't too happy and said numerous prayers for me. FML
Today, my brother and I took an hour long train home. I'd got up early, so I dozed a little bit in the train. I woke up to people looking at me at me. Thinking I slayed my outfit or something, my brother sent me a 5 minute video of me snoring so damn loud with my ugly mouth hanging open, and other passengers laughing. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML
Today, after I got lectured about not replying on the family group chat, I decided to wish everyone a good morning. No one responded. FML
Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML
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PSQ91 6
Reread it.
luckycharm421 3
siblings, you gotta love them xD
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Comments (79)
gOlfwAng_fml 0
troll into church with huge penis on forehead... like a boss.
Alybaybee 0
Well god says come as you are :)
Dark_Angel003 0
maybe they thought they were birthmarks.
cedesh 4
to all the idiots saying " you shouldn't fall asleep in church " OP clearly says she fell asleep : ON THE WAY TO CHURCH ... get your facts straight
pip74205 9
Your first mistake was not getting enough sleep. Your second was thinking that you need to go someplace to show your faith. Your third mistake was bothering your God on his day off.
writergirl23 19
you are a heavy sleeper
ydnar 5
It would've really been funny if they put 666 on your forehead.
Monii_Harlz 11
It could have been much worse.... ;D 60 - very much agreed, I am not religious myself I do not believe some things that the bible says are right but I respect what others believe as my mothers side is christian
ashleywindham 0
Church is not for sleepin..its a time of worship.
CupAndSilverware 3
nice family of religious fanatics
DeLpHe3zY 7
How is their family a group of religious fanatics just because they go to church on Sunday? I say that comment is very rude and offensive.