Animals: Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then...

By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 22:59 - United States

Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML

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By fishy situation - 13/06/2017 04:00

Today, my friend is furious with me because while I was watching her various fish for two weeks, I failed to feed her favorite fish and it died. The reason I didn't take care of it was because she never told me she had it, that it was in her room unlike the rest of the fish, so I never saw it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 15:46 - United States

Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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By regret - 30/12/2019 01:00 - Australia - Warrnambool

Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML

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By disgusted - 16/03/2012 09:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML

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By killer - 16/05/2009 12:21 - Latvia

Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML

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By fish killer - 25/03/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

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By anx133 - 16/01/2009 01:25 - China

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

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By FlipYoC - 16/09/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML

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By Crystal - 10/01/2009 08:21 - France

Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML

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Sunday 28 August 2011 2:45

Your roommate is a psycho watch crminal minds animal cruelty is step one

fijianchick 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 2:46

How long did it take?

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BloodyMary666 24

Sunday 28 August 2011 14:43

That is sick!!!

Jelani 9

Sunday 28 August 2011 14:45

I dnt. get how it's f your life if it's not your fish

MandathePanda24 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 15:24

Nice! But very krewl. I love fish I used to have 16 of then with two little frogs and snails. why would she do that? And how long did it take

katiewsl 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:14

them damn cannibals

Domino3k 8

Sunday 28 August 2011 17:39

Yeah that's some crazy stuff

icic6772 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 17:58

Who gets excited over a pet fish

CandieBear 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 18:42

Aha . That's funny .

Cheesecakee 11

Sunday 28 August 2011 19:39

Um did she recently escape from the psych ward?

pyrogirl6622 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 21:35

Wow she should never have any more pets. EVER!!!!! What a sicko

REX50ROC 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 22:35

how is this an fml? its not even funny...

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