Username
United States
Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
MoxyR12
United States
Let down
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
sober
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Girl…
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
rachaaaaeul
United States
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
jeannie
Montréal, Canada
The hangover from hell
Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML
TheOtherWoman
United States
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
thelunarwolf
Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML
Anonymous
Notice me Senpai
Today, I’m so in love with a guy that I will even take a drunken text from him if it means getting attention from him. FML
MC
Canada
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
3some? uh, no
Dominican Republic
Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
Aus
United States
Do you remember…?
Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML
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juliaaalove 8
Ya.. I don't think things will work out for the two of you..
KristinaKreme 0
At least he understands?
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Comments (101)
ariannaimelda 7
Just because you fell off the wagon doesn't mean you should tempt him too!
thatnucca 36
Keeping it within the circle...
shitslegit 0
Now to wait for his drunk text reply!
D3athT3ch 4
was his name bob?
BellaGoBoom 6
Nooooo.. Bob had bitch ****. Plus that was a testicular cancer group :)
BIEBERSLAYER 10
At least he'll understand what happened when he gets the text. It saves some awkward explaining.
xXSillyLoveXx 0
I think it's cute you both will know so much about eachother....
j_cat187 20
Hey u remembered good for you
BrimfullOfAsher 20
Bummer. but get back on the wagon and try again.
Tektite 14
LOL.. Awkwaaaarrrd..
betoocastilloo 0
how is this boring sh*t is posted and not mines?!!!