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By Username - 17/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML

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By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

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By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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By jeannie - 20/09/2023 14:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML

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By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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By thelunarwolf - 02/03/2011 03:41

Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2023 11:00

Today, I’m so in love with a guy that I will even take a drunken text from him if it means getting attention from him. FML

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By MC - 15/08/2011 02:51 - Canada

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML

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By 3some? uh, no - 01/02/2013 19:59 - Dominican Republic

Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML

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By Aus - 26/04/2012 14:43 - United States

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

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Thursday 18 August 2011 8:40

Ya.. I don't think things will work out for the two of you..

KristinaKreme 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:41

At least he understands?

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ariannaimelda 7

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:54

Just because you fell off the wagon doesn't mean you should tempt him too!

thatnucca 36

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:55

Keeping it within the circle...

shitslegit 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:56

Now to wait for his drunk text reply!

D3athT3ch 4

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:59

was his name bob?

BellaGoBoom 6

Friday 19 August 2011 3:20

Nooooo.. Bob had bitch ****. Plus that was a testicular cancer group :)

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Thursday 18 August 2011 9:00

At least he'll understand what happened when he gets the text. It saves some awkward explaining.

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 9:03

I think it's cute you both will know so much about eachother....

j_cat187 19

Thursday 18 August 2011 9:06

Hey u remembered good for you

BrimfullOfAsher 20

Thursday 18 August 2011 9:19

Bummer. but get back on the wagon and try again.

Tektite 14

Thursday 18 August 2011 9:34

LOL.. Awkwaaaarrrd..

betoocastilloo 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 9:44

how is this boring sh*t is posted and not mines?!!!

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