Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to go to the airport with me, to see me off for my three-month stay abroad. He said no because the two-hour drive is "too boring". FML
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WTFpancakes 0
ha thats just cute :)
rabar007 0
Well at least you both had your hearts in the right place!
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Comments (264)
nicholleexo0 0
op: itss cutee tht u too weree surprisinggg eacchhhothheeerr. but i guesss itt doess suucckkk yuu tooo wentt all thattt wayy and nevveeerrr goottt too seee eacchhhotheeerr. yu must reallyyyy caarreee aabbbooouuuttt eacchhoottthhheeerr=)
nicholleexo0 0
alsssooo u wasteeedd a lottt off gaaass soo thtt couldd bee a reasoonn yy ittss an FML.
angleod 0
wow. do you really write that way?
nicholleexo0 0
yupp whyy?
semmita 0
Shes trying to be scene i think
Taylorrrr5 0
phaha, aww. that's cutee.
invisiblerabbit 0
your bf: 8==D me. : 8=========B ~o ~o ~o
deliciouslythat 0
Aww! That sucks. Atleast he wasn't cheating or anything like other FML's and he actually cared about you so much to go out of his was to surprise you for your anniversery!
Iamabird 0
that's not fml that's sweet
a_tag 0
at least he wasnt out of town with another chick ;)
dont_u_know_it 0
exactly!!!
cursedcutiepi 0
i read this and went 'awwwww' that kinda sucks that you guys missed each other, but i think it`s so flippin cute that you guys both tried to do that, that`s how you know you`re in a perfect relationship :)
jelsew 0
You really think this is an FML? /FAIL.
KWifey305 0
how adorable of him :)
shostakovich 0
lol Gift of the Magi.