Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML
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Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Never cross the streams
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Welcome home!
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
Red flags all over the place
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to go to the airport with me, to see me off for my three-month stay abroad. He said no because the two-hour drive is "too boring". FML
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WTFpancakes 0
ha thats just cute :)
rabar007 0
Well at least you both had your hearts in the right place!
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Comments (264)
Mutsumi_fml 0
Awww, thats sweet. :) Not an FML at all, because that looks like a good relationship there. :)
dEpPrEsSeDgIrL 0
AWWEE thts sooooooo cute. i wanna boyfriend like that.
Ximmie 0
Well at least you knows he cares :D
xApril 0
Yeah I was expecting to hear something about him sleeping with your sister.. =
hawkloverr 0
at least you have someone who cares about you and who you care about. i wish i could have that.
THysios 2
Can't tell if this is an FML or not lol. Sure it would suck but it could of been worse. Just be happy he obviously likes you :D
EricJ 3
This isn't an FML. This is good luck that the two of you met.
hollylovesmegan 0
Awwwww, thats so sweet! Not really an FML though, because though it sucks that you both did that, its sweet that you two care about each other and such! :)
kittenmeow 0
you swindled me, you swindler!
EpicFishFingers 0
We might see an identical FML in a few hours' time. I'm sure this made quite a funny story though. Not really an FML... Did you meet halfway on the way back O.o