Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML
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Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to go to the airport with me, to see me off for my three-month stay abroad. He said no because the two-hour drive is "too boring". FML
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WTFpancakes 0
ha thats just cute :)
rabar007 0
Well at least you both had your hearts in the right place!
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Comments (264)
LollyPop1 0
Awww... :)) At first I thought you would walk in on him with another girl or something, but noo.. this FML is GOOD! :D
whatsisface 0
This isn't an FML. Go put it on a website asking for stories about how amazing your boyfreind is. A funny coincidence, but not an FML. I completely agree with #156 too. This is great for you. When that happens, you laugh, because it's funny. It's like the christmas story about the woman who sold her hair to buy a gold cover for her husbands pocket watch, and then the husband comes home and it turns out he sold the pocket watch to buy her a beautiful gem-studded comb. Neither of them said, "Well, f**** my life, this sucks."
turdburgers 0
That's so sweet. You guys deserve each other :)
whatsisface 0
"Gift of the Magi", that was the name of the story (I think). Anyway, I also agree with 152, 149, and 140.
deaditegirl 0
This isn't an FML. Bad timing, yes, but you didn't drive 3.5 hours and find him with someone else. It's sweet, you can laugh about it together, and then plan a rain-check anniversary celebration. Quit your whining.
littlegoldwoman 0
OMG This is not an FML! Stop being a baby. Life could be so much worse. Do you even read this site?
Boom402 0
you'd be able to look back and laugh at this one day at least but FYL for the wasted petrol
No_Life23 0
Aww... how sweet. :)
kukopia 0
Find a motel 1.75 hrs between both of your homes.
happysmartg 5
honey, next time know that usually guys surprise the girls. :)