By Fat Dad - 03/03/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML
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jayhawk63 0

Don't be creepin on the young ladies-moral of that story. Your daughter is a smart little girl.

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Inkspell 2

ohhh, that sucks..how old is your daughter? that's a terrible thing to say.

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JohnnyS52 4

It's alright man she looks like you :-)

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briannajm 9

And that's why I hate kids .

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briannajm 9

But I mean like the ones under 14 ...

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MCRmyGeneral 9

I'd smack her... Literally, I would slap my daughter in the mouth if she spoke to me like that.

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ConradKay 13

FYL... but maybe you should wait till your daughter is somewhere else before you try to pick up chicks.

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Joui_fml 11

Serves you right for going after 20 year olds. Pedophile.

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RaizerBerry 3

You should hav said "and there's also a reason why she didn't take you with her, BITCH!" give her the finger, and drive away.

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daytoday21 10

20 year olds? And you have kids? What a creep, leave the young women alone.

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just_dandy20 2

Well your child has a mouth. How is it that there are "20 year olds" outside a bar? Hmm you're in the US. Not Canada. Lol

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