Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML
Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML
Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML
Today, I was sent by my mother and her boyfriend to pick up some take-out. After getting the food, I began to turn out once the traffic light was green. An asshole cop sped past the red light and slammed into my car, totaling it. When I called my house, my mom's boyfriend asked, "Where's our dinner?" I'm fine, by the way. FML
Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving, she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver spat into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML
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lemony_fml 0
How the frick did you know the chicken was spicey? 'less you picked up a chunk to taste?
bailo 0
this fml was so anticlimactic
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Comments (28)
perdix 31
Wow! You guys got here quick from Dubai.
gym_class_hero 0
rofl at #6!!!
Ireplywith_memes 0
It's a trap!
Connkidd 0
I agree with #11. and I thought it would be about u being a bad driver. not an fml, if my mom puked in her own car I'd feel awful for her, not u.
Sindy_fml 4
#10 the OP's mum could have tols him/her. >_> (sorry, can't see the OP's gender on my phone.)
snafu57 1
the op might have been with her when she ate the spicy chicken. right there with the intake and the expel.
myfriend_youfail 3
Wow, is that you, Vidal? Lol. I could SWEAR this was written by my boyfriend's brother...until I looked at the username, which seems to indicate the OP is female. Actually....OP, you should date his brother! We live in Indiana, and he is also a bad driver!
JustAReaderOfFml 4
no u r
Newbie21 1
what does OP mean?
youngbutwise15 5
@25, OP stands for Original Poster. Are you sure you're a newbie and not a spammer asking the same thing over and over on different FMLs?
sh220 0
it said she found out quickly that her mom had spicy chicken. maybe its a smell? who knows.