Holidays: Today, I drove 9 hours and took Monday off of work to surprise...

By traveller - 13/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, I drove 9 hours and took Monday off of work to surprise my Mom and Dad for Easter. They weren't home so I called to tell them the surprise, rather than wait. They didn't answer as they were on a flight to Denver to surprise me for Easter since "I couldn't get off work." FML

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By FathersDay - 22/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML

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By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 01:30

Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML

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By noway6000 - 03/03/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

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By leftbehind - 27/02/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my family was leaving for a weekend trip and was supposed to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they are supposed to arrive, my mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car, so they won't be stopping to get me. FML

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By danielle887 - 07/07/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML

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By Abandoned - 09/03/2009 05:50 - United States

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 06:44 - United States

Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML

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kissothis 6

Monday 13 April 2009 15:59

you'll look back and laugh at this one day... meanwhile.. i'm laughing now. =]

howdidithappen 0

Monday 13 April 2009 15:58

Hahaha. Ironic. Sorry man, but that was a good one.

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TheUnnamedOne 0

Monday 13 April 2009 19:13

Ow.....irony. That sucks, I'm sorry, but at least they care

Superhero_Girl 0

Monday 13 April 2009 19:16

This is just a FAIL.

Puolukka 4

Monday 13 April 2009 19:28

# 59 "I think the word you're looking for is Deutsche. ******* Germans." No..I believe the word #38 was looking for was DOUCHE

Toxic_John 0

Monday 13 April 2009 19:33

#4 rofl dats funny nd lol dats tru some day ull look back at dat n laf

llSgtScopell 0

Monday 13 April 2009 19:33

Awwwww

michelle4srs 0

Monday 13 April 2009 19:35

That sucks, but awww. Damn, that's cute, in a way, that both of you were planning on surprising each other.

BethyBoo 0

Monday 13 April 2009 19:43

at least they cared enough to try and visit you. and #18 i know lol i dont even get a present for easter.

aridawn 0

Monday 13 April 2009 19:44

That's not a fml, that's a "aren't I lucky to have some sweet parents." At least their hearts were in the right place, and you can't blame them for keeping a secret from you, cuz you were keeping one for them. Just laugh it off and feel grateful for having a loving family.

MaiLouIsLegend 0

Monday 13 April 2009 19:46

Double wammy. Better luck next time. Its only easter :]

mehwhateverr 0

Monday 13 April 2009 19:59

at least you know they care about you enough to surprise you with a visit :) i've heard of these kinds of stories where they went to hawaii and didn't tell the college student so as not to have to take them.