Love: Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend...

By Lola - 26/12/2008 06:32 - France

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

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By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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The show must go on

By gabess - 04/01/2009 01:59 - France

Today, to amuse my girlfriend, I put on her sexy nightshirt and went out on the balcony for a smoke, all while shaking my booty about in front of her window. She laughed, until one of her neighbors shouted, "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML

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The Gap

By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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By Sir Smokalot - 24/09/2009 08:05 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML

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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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By papergirl - 24/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from work and brought a change of clothes with me. I parked in an empty corner of the parking lot to change. As I was pulling my pants up, I noticed that I was facing an apartment complex where an old guy was watching me from his balcony. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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sis_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 2:05

Perhaps you should realize that maybe money and expensive clothes does not equal class, regardless of sexiness?

puhffft 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 21:30

Totally agree with #11—You can't put two super sexy things together and make it look good. It just doesn't work. If you're going to be in public, tone it down.

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KaY_mer_James 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:16

It's just the "(Gucci and Prada, worth a real fortune)" part that makes most people think you may be a snob, but I'm sure you're not, you just got mistaken for a hooker, and all you wanted was a nice dinner.

Sean9692 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 21:17

That's funny haha

dancergirl743 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:18

Love your clothes:) but plz don't smoke.

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 9 June 2009 10:28

Maybe keep your goods in and find a different restaurant to go to. People smoke, regardless of class, big whoop. You can dress sexy without going all out. If you're comfortable with it, good, but maybe others aren't okay with looking at that. You can be polite.

legoman213579 13

Monday 29 June 2015 1:43

Why should she have to dress for other people she can wear what ever the hell she wants and shouldn't have to listen to the sexist comments people like you make

Repethetic 25

Wednesday 24 February 2016 10:09

in public, sure. but she was at on private property and the manager has the right to enforce a dress code. If he didn't appreciate what she was wearing she shouldn't expect to be welcomed into his establishment. its not sexism.

Alexgoesfml 3

Tuesday 9 June 2009 22:26

If you don't choose your dates wisely I'm sure your boyfriend will be pleased, so don't worry!

4toestatue 7

Sunday 21 June 2009 8:41

I wouldn't even recognize those brands... Women are so much more beautiful with casual clothing and almost no make up but most of them don't realize it.