Miscellaneous: Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone...

By scaredshitless - 03/03/2012 13:55 - Finland

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

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Saturday 3 March 2012 16:28

Lmao troll phone

taytoc 10

Saturday 3 March 2012 16:28

Ah smart phones....

Comments

cnm3jk2 1

Sunday 4 March 2012 19:16

Why not just leave it plugged in all night and unplug it when you wake up?

LN666 2

Sunday 4 March 2012 19:27

love!!!

Havin 19

Sunday 4 March 2012 20:08

What's the app called?? I want it

inlove72 11

Monday 5 March 2012 2:19

Charge alert

nikijcchz 10

Sunday 4 March 2012 22:42

Lmao

smithy093 5

Monday 5 March 2012 3:46

What is the name of this application?

bellielovie 2

Monday 5 March 2012 6:11

I just died laughing. Oh god that's funny

messiemb 0

Monday 5 March 2012 9:54

I also pissed my pants reading this. Hahaha.

messiemb 0

Monday 5 March 2012 9:57

Almost**

Ambykins 6

Monday 5 March 2012 14:49

I am sorry to point out your stupidity here, lady... But you are showing much more skin that the pretty girl with the red shirt. I hope you were joking and that was a round-a-bout way of giving the girl a compliment.